The Fatal Wish Thread

Wish Granted, The Premimum member section gets deleted
I wish I had an Xbox 360

 

Wish granted, but it was broken when you got it.

I wish for more cowbell.

 

Wish granted, but its broken.

I wish i didnt have to make a wish.

 

wish granted now your dead

I wish I had a taco

 

Wish granted, but its from Taco Bell.

I wish i was dead.

 

wish granted. you're dead, people piss on your grave

I wish noone responded to this

 

Wish granted but while Dr. Corvorkian was trying to kill you he failed
I wish I had a new bass guitar

 

most of his savings arent actually from MS... he doesnt make the most in MS and there are sports players that make more.... most of his money has come from multiple generations of people being wealthy in his family.

Wish granted, but 2 of the strings are broken.

I wish i could have any music i wanted at any time i wanted and it always played as i wanted....

 

wish granted but now you only like sucky ass pop music

I wish I had a penguin

 

Wish granted, penguins are now extinct.

I wish my grandma was alive again.

 

wish granted, but hes a human eating zombie

I wish I was cool

 

Wish granted, but nerds now rule the world.

I wish i was rich and happy. (Im getting to simple lol).

 

which is granted... in USD, but the US market creates too much and it becomes worthless worldwide.

I wish stereotypical and/or wannabe stereotypical emo kids would go extinct.

 

Wish granted, but you are now one.

I wish everyone in the world was good.

 

Wish granted, but you soon realize that that many nice people get annoying, so you commit suicide out of frustration, thus putting evil back in the world

I wish I had a car...