The Fatal Wish Thread

Here's how the game works. You post a wish, and the next poster grants your wish but makes it fatal (or just adds a twist to it), for example:


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Example:

Poster A: I wish for the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!

Poster B: Wish granted, but she's a transvestite. I wish for a new Porche.

Poster C: Wish granted, but the police think it was stolen and you go to jail.

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I will start:

I wish for a a million pounds.

 

Wish granted, now your fat!!!

I wish for a new computer

 

Wish granted but its worse than your current one.

I wish I owned a monkey

 

edit- disregard; posted too late.

 

Whish granted, but the monkey is smarter than you and tricks you into becoming his slave.

I wish I could fly

 

wish granted.

I wish the next poster was a homosexual and an idiot

 

Wish granted but this is your mom.

I wish for a laptop.

 

wish granted but your mom saw your porn on it and got pissed at you for ruining greatness


I WISH THE NEXT PERSON TYPED OUT "I LIKE HOMOSEXUAL ORGIES AND SALAD TOSSING"

 

wish granted XELINK LIKEs HOMOSEXUAL ORGIES AND SALAD TOSSING

I want a pet moose

 

Wish granted, but its a girl moose!

I wish i was king.

 

You are a king but you have no control over anything
I wish I was Bill Gates

 

Wish granted but you have lost all of your savings due to the fall of microsoft.

I wish i was white.

 

Wish granted, now hthe cops don't beat this ---- out of you cause your black (oh this is suppost to be bad?)

I wish i had some cheese

 

Wish granted Cheese was 10,000 years old
I wish I was skinny

 

Wish granted, but you have anorexia.

I wish i was a premium member.