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  1. May 30, 2006 at 7:41 PM #1
    Sord

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    There's 5 presidents in a plane George Washington, Abe Lincon, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and George W. Bush. George Washington says," I'll make 1 person happy" and throws a 1 doller bill out of the plane, Abe Lincon says,"Ill make 5 people happy" and throws 5, 1 doller bills out of the plane. John Adams says," Ill make 100 people happy" and throws 100, 1 doller bills out of the plane. Thomas Jefferson says," Ill make the whole world happy" And throws President Bush out of the plane.

    (sorry about misspellings)
     
  2. May 30, 2006 at 7:42 PM #2
    Common

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    lol
     
  3. May 30, 2006 at 7:43 PM #3
    GLAMOURofCORRUPTION

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    Now that is funny.
     
  4. May 30, 2006 at 7:43 PM #4
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    rofl. it sounds like bush is the most unwanted person on the world.
     
  5. May 30, 2006 at 8:03 PM #5
    playnskillz510

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    made me giggle :lol:
     
  6. May 31, 2006 at 9:40 AM #6
    Sord

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    This kid on my baseball team said it and it seriously made me rofl
     
  7. May 31, 2006 at 10:07 AM #7
    I l33tpure I

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    Best one i've heard in a long time.
     
  8. May 31, 2006 at 10:27 AM #8
    Iron Bonney

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    Hahahaha !

    If you have more those , please post em.
     
  9. May 31, 2006 at 10:30 AM #9
    Majin

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    i heard that joke as soon as bush got elected for his second term =/
     
  10. May 31, 2006 at 12:27 PM #10
    Sociapath

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    How predictable.


    Now why can't bush be handsome and smart at the same time?
     
  11. May 31, 2006 at 12:29 PM #11
    dementia

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    or even one of those at a time...
     
  12. May 31, 2006 at 3:29 PM #12
    Sociapath

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    Its part of a joke, so please act like you are semi intrested.
     
  13. May 31, 2006 at 3:41 PM #13
    Balthier

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    Classic *writes it down*
     
  14. Jun 2, 2006 at 1:05 PM #14
    Sord

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    Come on theres 65 veiws and 12 posts..

    Shhh....im bumping
     

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