How To De-virus Your Computer.

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  1. Majin

    Majin Senior Member

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    Idea 1:
    Download a hacked virus scanner

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    Idea 2:
    Ignore it and hope it goes awa

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    Idea 3:
    Spray the monitor with nasal spray

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    Idea 4:
    Delete random files, while rubbing your stomach and patting your head

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    Idea 5:
    Stop downloading porn that comes with free viruses

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    Idea 6:
    If all else fails. Smash the ------- PC to bits.
     
  2. Dr. Agon

    Dr. Agon Well-Known Member

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    LOL omg this is awsome :lol: (+)rep 4 tu
     
  3. G.S.Design

    G.S.Design Senior Member

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    :EDITED:
     
  4. Majin

    Majin Senior Member

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    its called a joke dip----
     
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    dumb mans ways of reformatting your computer including, but not limited to, holding a magnet to the hard drive...
     
  6. Ded Lee

    Ded Lee Well-Known Member

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    I would rep ya for this Maj, but I already did today :(


    Nice Dementia.........
     
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    lol, majiny...

    Twizted cant take a joke...
     
  8. azn_rebel99

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    safe mode. :P
     
  9. InsaneKid

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    LMAO . nice one nice one .. XD
     
  10. ^Gurkins.

    ^Gurkins. Well-Known Member

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    rofl, nice one. And hey what disk is that your burnin? (irony)
     
  11. Majin

    Majin Senior Member

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    My Chemial Romance =D
     
  12. ^Gurkins.

    ^Gurkins. Well-Known Member

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    Nothing to worry about then.
     
  13. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    got a laugh out of it...


    oone effective wqay to reformate your HDD is to take a drill to it.
     
  14. AKW

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    ROFL... nice joke.... just not the right section for it... still got a kick out of it though... haha
     
  15. GLAMOURofCORRUPTION

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    Idea 4:
    Delete random files, while rubbing your stomach and patting your head.

    ZOMG! I forgot to do that one last time :(
     

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