I Just Set My Kitchen On Fire..

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  1. Boxiom

    Boxiom Well-Known Member

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    Yea at around 5, I decided I wanted fries. But I didnt want to bake them, so I poured vegtable oil in a pot and covered it with a lid and set it on.

    Im upstarirs on the comupte n my sister all the sudden goes

    OMG XBOXDUDE WHAT DID YOU DO! (name hidden for protection)

    I go downstairs the whole downstairs, there is black smoke, the alarms go off and next thing you know im outside and the fire department is in the place putting outh the fire, and this ---- got huge.

    My kitchen is kinda destroyed...The oven and microwave, ceiling above it are ----ed.

    Im standing outside and my dad calls n hes like

    HELLO Jackass.

    Im like Hi sir :(


    well...im off to...clean it up. :<
     
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    .bOdY Well-Known Member

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    LOL wow interesting
     
  3. Majiny

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    Mr. Hong ^_^
     
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    thats pretty funny. but i still cant figure out how you screwed up making fries.
     
  5. Boxiom

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    Well my sister decided to go over and remove the lid, because there was a of of steam and KABOOM

    OMG XBOXDUDE!

    lol mr hong :P
     
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    Does your sister have eyebrows?
    lol
    i grilled these grill steaks (pretty much just wierdly shaped burgers) and they spat up at the grill bit and i them alight haha, there so greasy, id never eat them even if i did eat meat, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
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    "hello JACKASS"


    that made me lol in real life :lol:
     
  8. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    if your sister didn't remove the lid and just turned off the flame... it would have just burned itself out... nothing would have happened...
     
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    I remember once I was heating up some pie and I just put the whole thing in the microwave and the aluminum container the pie was in + the microwave = fire but I put it out quick with the fire extinguisher. Good luck on the clean up!
     
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    lol unlucky
     
  11. Majiny

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    o yeah i once blew up an apple pie in the microwave ^_^
     
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    Yes im sorry on ur ways :(
     
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    i'll help you clean it for sexual favours :)
     
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    oi your my bitch i'm the one who cleans for the sexual favours.
     
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    Hes my king, im his queen :eek:
     

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