Looking For A Queen Of Spam

Boxiom · May 22, 2006 at 8:41 PM

Ahem.

I , King Of Spam, would like to marry a Queen.
You must be sexy,fat, and have big balls.

Any takers?

.parfekt// · May 22, 2006 at 8:49 PM

I'm sexy and fat but don't have big balls.

Boxiom · May 22, 2006 at 8:51 PM

then you can be the maid

Ded Lee · May 23, 2006 at 1:28 AM

I'm sexy, and have bulbous testicles, but i'm not fat.

Majiny · May 23, 2006 at 5:20 AM

I'm sexy i'm rather overweight and you know i got the biggest balls around =D

DemsLover · May 23, 2006 at 5:50 AM

OI

I AM YOUR QUEEN,

BETTER NOT BE CHEATING

Greasy Pete · May 23, 2006 at 5:58 AM

i have big balls

DemsLover · May 23, 2006 at 6:00 AM

STFU thats been said 20 times, hes mine you bitch

(lol)

Mcal · May 23, 2006 at 6:52 AM

horacio hornblower