I Almost Got Raped By An Old Lady

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  1. May 21, 2006 at 4:11 PM #46
    Boxiom

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    hahaha

    thats why when she asked me how big my cup was i was like

    9000 inches in my head :D
     
  2. May 21, 2006 at 4:13 PM #47
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    to quote Jay and Silent bob stike back

    "i think i just filled the cup"
     
  3. May 21, 2006 at 4:15 PM #48
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    OMG! That made my day :P Thnx man
     
  4. May 21, 2006 at 4:16 PM #49
    Boxiom

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    hehehe

    I should write a book

    "How an old lady tripping on acid almost raped me and my cup: A story of love,lust, and betrayal"
     
  5. May 21, 2006 at 4:21 PM #50
    DemsLover

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    yeah you have to say words like "love muscle" and "her breasts were supple"

    haha
     
  6. May 21, 2006 at 4:22 PM #51
    Boxiom

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    LOL SUPPLE
     
  7. May 21, 2006 at 4:23 PM #52
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    or saggy, "i nibbled at them from the bottom of her knitted sweater she had made herself"
     
  8. May 21, 2006 at 4:27 PM #53
    Boxiom

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    LOL

    I noticed a piece of cat hair, probalyl from one of her 12 cats , between her saggy breasts


    my cup suddenyl became a 60 oz
     
  9. May 21, 2006 at 4:34 PM #54
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    "i mowed her lawn with my teeth, and ironed out the creases in her minge with my tounge"


    XD
     
  10. May 21, 2006 at 4:34 PM #55
    Boxiom

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    HAHA OMGSNESS
     
  11. May 21, 2006 at 4:35 PM #56
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    Sorry, but that's the most retarded thing I ever heard off. I would just tell her to f*ck off.
     
  12. May 21, 2006 at 4:37 PM #57
    Boxiom

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    Chill out son. Party pooper.
     
  13. May 21, 2006 at 4:37 PM #58
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    too far? lol
     
  14. May 21, 2006 at 4:39 PM #59
    Boxiom

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    LOL NO

    do u write erotic stories? HAKLSPFKas
     
  15. May 21, 2006 at 4:43 PM #60
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    well if i did i know one person would buy them lol
     
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