I Almost Got Raped By An Old Lady

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  1. Boxiom

    Boxiom Well-Known Member

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    My sister was driven me home n we stopped at the gas station cuz i was thirsty as hell yo

    and like im testing all the drinks, like fill up my cup, take a sip, spit it out, dump out my cup, get seomthing else.

    so this lady is like standing there and shes like having a panic attack because she cant deicede bewteen Coke and Pepsi and she like bumps into me and like burrows into my chest and shes like

    WHAT DO U LIKE BETTEr COKE OR PEPSI"

    im all

    "wtf lady...coke..."

    shes like

    "REALLY, I LIKE PEPSI"

    and im all

    "WHY THE ---- DID U ASK ME THEN"

    shes all

    "BECAUSE I HAVE A COLD AND I WANNA NO WHATS BETTER"

    and im like

    "COKE."

    and shes all

    "HOW MUCH ICE DO YOU PUT IN YOUR DRINK"

    and im like

    "...I dont know...I stop puitting it when I want"

    and she like grabs my cup and looks in it and shes like

    "YOU HAVE DIFFERENT ICE! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT ICE"

    and im like

    "The same machine...you..got it from..."

    and shges all

    "WAIT THIS ONE!"

    so she dumps her ice out, and uses it again, and shes like

    "OMG I LIKE THIS ICE BETTER"

    so im like yea...I go over to the cup area where there are cups and spoons and im putting my lid on and she like pops up behind me and shes like

    'HOW BIG IS YOUR CUP"

    im like...

    "..52oz..."

    shes like

    "HOW MUCH IS THAT!!!!!!"

    and im all

    "$1.09..its cheap"

    and shes like

    "I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT"

    and im all

    "Pour it out and get another cup..."

    so shes like

    "I dont know, im fine"

    so then I start to walk away and she follows me to the cash register and im like paying and shes like

    "YEA I HAVE THE COLD FOR A WHILE"

    and im like...

    "Thats great. I hope you feel better"

    and shes like

    "THats what everyone wants"

    and im like

    "Ha. Thats great lady"

    so I leave and she comes out couple seconds latter and shes like

    "Enjoy your coke"

    and im like

    "Thanks. I hope you feel better"

    and shes like

    "Wait..how did you know"

    and im like

    "You...told...me....."(cough i think shes on acid)

    so I start to walk to my car and shes like still talknig to me and im like

    yea yea...ho...mhm..yes...ah...haha...yea...okay..b...b...b...bye...bye...yea...
    okay...great...yep...mhm...

    and at this point im like 20 miles away from her car and shes like still talking to me..

    I was scared
     
  2. .HaVoC.

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    lmfao
     
  3. ViperAFK

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    what the hell, lmfao. that made my day.
     
  4. Boxiom

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    She was like tripping out at the coke machine thing, shes like having a friggen siezure

    haha..omsgsh...
     
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    Great story. >_>
     
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    How do you get raped by an old lady? Just shove her to the ground if she tries anything.
     
  8. Boxiom

    Boxiom Well-Known Member

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    Almost.

    I couldnt hit her if she did, she had a cold.
     
  9. Fitz

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    What she meant by that is she slipped a little "ice" into her daily medication.
     
  10. SniperStud

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    lmfao thats soooo funny
     
  11. Boxiom

    Boxiom Well-Known Member

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    From your chair at your computer its funny.

    But in the trenches, its a living nightmare.
     
  12. GigªByte

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    [​IMG]rep for you :lol: great story
     
  13. Boxiom

    Boxiom Well-Known Member

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    Thanku my friends, just be happy you wenrt there to witness the living nightmare
     
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    lol that was great. A well placed pimp slap and she'd shut up
     
  15. JpQ

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    Omg, i just imagined what could have i done if i was you...
     

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