Where Do Babies Come From

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  1. WhiT3MisT

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    Very probable.
     
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    Well i screwed your mum... and 9months later i had to start paying child support.
     
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    Thats the story..
    sad but true..
    ask the blind man..
    he screwed her too!
     
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    Thats why they call me..

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    Babies come from sexual relations between a man and a woman...

    You'll find out hte rest for youreself
     
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    Most babies are made in Taiwan. But the good ones are made in Italy, and sometime America. You can usually get one anytime you want, but you can't use a condom (thats a type of firewall) because it might block out your connection with the 'site'. Plus, after you order it, its a pretty slow process that takes about 9 months. The good thing about it is that sexadizing process is free, the government pays for that.(woot for taxes). Basically after its made you are informed by people at your local hospital. From these they give you shipping/delivery options like 1-day shipping or 2 day and so on...but like all people take 1 day shipping because women say it hurts and all that such, but i dunno what the heck they're talkin about so I'll skip that part. After the baby comes, they take it away to inspect it, because you know that in those boxes in the airplane it might get damaged even tho it says fragile on the side, but most of the time it's all right. Then they give it to and it's yours.

    Hope I answered all your questions. :)
     
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    WTF 9 months?!?!?!? if i get T3 will it go faster? and i havent used firewalls in the past, so i have a lot of viruses, will that affect anything?
     
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    T3 won't help because the 9 months is the time it takes the babies to be assembled, unless you go over there and give em a hand, then that won't help. And yes, be vary afraid of viruses. Certain ones can be rid of using proper medicine. Theres a pharmaceutical company names Avast that makes great antivirus products you can use, and they only take about 45 mins to administer. Then theres others like Norton, or McAfee, but I like avast better...even tho I never got a virus. Sadly, there are some viruses like Aids.exe and a common sister virus hiv_initiate.exe virus that can't be rid of, but if you use a mac then no problem, because there are no viruses for mac kids, but they they tend to not be able to access most of the companies that make the kids, so they made their own and called it 'ipod', but they're weird because the babies there are getting smaller and smaller.

    I'll stop here so I don't confuse you.
     
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    mr ownjob lmao
     

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