How To Be Scene For Dummies

Lucas- · Apr 26, 2006 at 9:15 AM

<3 beaststa

DrakenGard239 · Apr 26, 2006 at 1:05 PM

I think he means the trend...
I personally think the "scene" trend is awesome
and scene isnt emo. Scene is more on the hardcore side...
*gets ready to get flamed* bring it on! O.O;;

dementia · Apr 26, 2006 at 1:25 PM

rather than exactly flaming you, im just gonna say your opinion doesnt count because of your avatar...

Also, as i said, i personally see the scene trend as preps who want to be considered the stereotypical emo, but dont know in actuality about the stereotypical emo kid genre all too well. I personally dont see why anyone would ever want to be emo, or considered emo. Not so much for their clothing style, I could care less about that, and the whole hair thing and stuff, but god, their traditional music is just like... how the ---- can you listen to that? Id be quicker to listen to country or opera on my free time than that. Keep in mind, this is all me stereotyping the "emo kid" and "scene" trends, there are always exceptions to the stereotype.

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This brings up a similar circumstance... I knew this one really rich, preppy, acted like a prick cheerleader who wanted to be like rocker/punk/emo girl of the school and liked MSI (mindless self indulgence). Ofc, most of you who know MSI, they have been going really mainstream recently and its irritating the old school listeners and ofc now that they basically hit mainstream all the preps and wannabe rocker/emo/punks listen to them, but I finally got pissed off at this girls thoughts and went up and flat out asked her if she liked MSI, ofc she said yes, so then I responded with, "you do know they masturbate on stage, right?" and she said, "EWWWWWW!" and ran away from me. I dont know if she still listens to MSI.

This just kind of struck me the same way as this general "scene" thing, where preppy kids are going out of their way to be known as something they know nothing about in the first place. I find it to be relatively funny ^_^

DrakenGard239 · Apr 26, 2006 at 1:29 PM

Originally posted by .Dementia@Apr 26 2006, 05:25 PM
rather than exactly flaming you, im just gonna say your opinion doesnt count because of your avatar...

Also, as i said, i personally see the scene trend as preps who want to be considered the stereotypical emo, but dont know in actuality about the stereotypical emo kid genre all too well. I personally dont see why anyone would ever want to be emo, or considered emo. Not so much for their clothing style, I could care less about that, and the whole hair thing and stuff, but god, their traditional music is just like... how the ---- can you listen to that? Id be quicker to listen to country or opera on my free time than that. Keep in mind, this is all me stereotyping the "emo kid" and "scene" trends, there are always exceptions to the stereotype.

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yep yep ur right.... <_<
I dont get how my opinion dosent count?

beatsta · Apr 26, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Originally posted by DrakenGard239+Apr 26 2006, 05:29 PM-->

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@Apr 26 2006, 05:25 PM
rather than exactly flaming you, im just gonna say your opinion doesnt count because of your avatar...

Also, as i said, i personally see the scene trend as preps who want to be considered the stereotypical emo, but dont know in actuality about the stereotypical emo kid genre all too well. I personally dont see why anyone would ever want to be emo, or considered emo. Not so much for their clothing style, I could care less about that, and the whole hair thing and stuff, but god, their traditional music is just like... how the ---- can you listen to that? Id be quicker to listen to country or opera on my free time than that. Keep in mind, this is all me stereotyping the "emo kid" and "scene" trends, there are always exceptions to the stereotype.

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yep yep ur right.... <_<
I dont get how my opinion dosent count?

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Because your obviously going to be biased due to you been emo/scene. Well thats how i interpreted it.

dementia · Apr 26, 2006 at 1:59 PM

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rather than keeping up what I said, I am just going to revoke it and say that Beatsta was right on this one. Dont wanna get flamed as I really dont care enough to keep posting to defend myself.

Lucas- · Apr 26, 2006 at 4:33 PM

haha Nice sig.

Carmon · Apr 26, 2006 at 4:55 PM

Some good point and bad point posted here but really at the end of the day people who want to be scene can be scene who ever wants to be gangster be a gangster and so on at the end of the day people feel comfortable for what ever trend they wanna be. just no one else likes the other trends. being a teacher i see it everyday with "get bend emo-whore", "you big gay scene bitch" or "wigger!" etc seriously battle over which trend is gay or mines better anit gunna work because boths sides will battle to the death to protect there trend.
and answer any following questions..
yes i like Emo/Scene be i dress like a Normal person
the end. lol ( yes i did find the guide quite funny )

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myspace.com tbh

Hym · Apr 26, 2006 at 6:16 PM

Originally posted by Lucas-@Apr 25 2006, 04:00 PM
How to be Scene for Dummies

Scene is a group of people like Goths, Punks, Preps, and Jocks; it’s just another trend. Scene kids are the new cliché, abstract style that adults can’t understand. Boys wearing girls jeans, makeup, and pink shirts. Today, scene is all about the way you look, it’s not about the music or the history behind this style. The only thing youth are concerned with is the way they look and if they fit in. Apparently it’s the new cool thing to do. So if you are not yet scene and would like to become it, I have compiled some steps that need to be taken to become as awesome as possible.

1. First things first: hair. Hair is what makes a scene kid scene. One can have all other elements, but lacking trendy hair will get you nowhere in the scene. Typical scene hair is self cut and black. Black because the unskilled hand cannot manage any other colours without it turning out horrible. So if an individual is untrained in the hair dying department black is his or her colour. Scene hair must be quite long, especially in the front. If you’re unattractive don’t fret, scene hair will cover up the majority of your face, so nobody can really tell what that person really looks like. Scene girls and boys can follow the same directions of cutting hair, the more gender confusing the better. Now acquire some scissors, and begin cutting off random chunks of hair to get that choppy scene look. Whatever you do, do not cut the front short, this is where much scene credit* comes from.
For the highest scene credit on hair one would likely need to be talented or have some money. This will enable them to have different colours in his or her hair. Of course, these colours cannot match or be organized, they must be random chunks of different colour here and there; the more random the better. It takes a lot of bleach to get white hair, and this will earn you lots of scene points*. Not to mention one with white hair may also be a bit more unique among your fashion core* friends. Hair must be straightened at all times, loaded with product and teased until it looks like you just got out of bed. Once you have perfected the art of scene hair, it’s all downhill from there.

2. Next, the scene look is incomplete without the appropriate clothing. Clothes are what makes scene boys and girls look so much alike. One will be officially scene if there is doubt of his or her gender. First off, find a thrift store filled with vintage clothing that will need altering in order to fit. Don’t get me wrong, you can have all the money in the world, but all scene kids need some real vintage. Of course one could always spend a lot of money for vintage looking clothing, this is up to personal preference though. To look the most scene possible there are different looks to go for whether you are a boy or a girl… That was a lie. Scene boys and girls dress the same, here are some tips to follow.

*Scene credit: the more scene you look the more scene points you get. The more points the higher your scene credit and the cooler you become.
*Scene points: when someone does something “scene” they get scene points. Which ultimately result in being cooler. Scene points can also be lost when an individual does something “un scene”.
*Fashion core: Another word for scene, which mean they are very fashion oriented.

Starting at the top, it is considered scene to have a tacky bandana wrapped around your neck. Make sure your bandana is loose enough so that if in need of throwing down* it can easily be pulled over the face so that nobody knows who that lame kid throwing down is.
Moving on, it is extremely trendy to own t-shirts with silly prints on them; D.A.R.E** shirts are very popular amongst scenesters. Shirts containing childhood cartoons are plus 5 scene points, t-shirts that look like they’re from the children’s section are plus 10 scene points, and band t-shirts are plus 100 scene points. Band t-shirts are ever so popular because the person wearing it looks like they might be music savvy.

A fashion core kid sans belt is like a chicken without feathers. Belts are easy, anything is a go. Brightly coloured belts will help you look original and studded ones so you look more sweet. To up the scene you can always wear two belts at once.
Guys and girls both must have trendy underwear; and the answer to your question is yes, people will see your underwear and judge you on it. Girls and guys alike should choose boxer briefs, it’ll make you look like you don’t give a damn, and that’s so scene to do. It also adds to the gender confusing part of the scene-look.
Pants are nearly top priority, and remember boys, it’s all girls section for you. Because tapered jeans aren’t in anymore, one will need to find some extremely tight pants with a bit of flare. Just be sure to know someone who can sew, so they can taper the pants for you. Be sure to taper them so it’s difficult to get your feet through, the tighter the better. Also, be sure not to go in public with flares on those jeans, that’s minus 50 scene points.
Socks are free range, go crazy.
Lastly, shoes are what makes a person. There are no running shoes allowed. One must find the most damaging shoes possible. Shoes with extremely flat soles are needed so that the arches of your feet collapse by the time you’re twenty. Vans slip-ons are a perfect example of scene shoes. Fortunately they come in so many different colours you may only see between five and ten other fashion core kids wearing the same shoes. They come in multicoloured checkers, stripes, plaid, solid colours, and even random drawings of planes or skulls. There is also Converse, no matter what the colour, these are sure to boost your scene points. Don’t worry, these will wreck feet equally as much as Vans. For extra scene points, own 3 of each pair.
Now that you’re ready to have clothes for the part, follow these next steps to bring your face up to par.

3. Makeup and piercing.
Again, coming back to the gender confusing part, boys and girls should wear equal amounts of makeup. Preferably something black or red around the eyes that make you look like you have an eye disease or have been recently punched. It is trendy for girls to wear insanely bright eye makeup as well, such as teal, yellow, and fuchsia.

*Throwing down: not to be confused with the band, Throwdown. Throwing down is a type of dancing where you make an angry face while looking like you smelled something bad. Then proceed to flail your arms and legs in all directions while punching and kicking the air.. To be successful it must appear as if you’re fighting invisible ninjas.
**D.A.R.E: a middle school drug information course. T-shirts are received upon graduating from the course.

Piercing: the reason so many scene kids are dead broke. In order to be seen as scene one must take pride in the fact they’d rather have metal in their face than have a job. Whether it’s snakebites*, septum*, stretched ear lobes, bridge*, or anti eyebrow*, if you have them that’s plus 1000 scene points.

P.S. The gauge of you earlobes determine how cool someone is, the bigger the better.

4. Don’t forget a personality. A scene kids personality is just like the personality of any other scene kid. That is why fashion core kids group together and get along so well. Not to mention they only hang out with their own type, no outsiders with baggy pants are ever allowed in on the scene group.
In order to act scene one must be completely closed minded to anyone who looks different than them. A scenester must be over-the-top conceited but be able to pretend to hate the way they look. One of these individuals must be a self-indulgent asshole and use phrases like “I’m so cool.” “I’m scener than you.” “I totally need a cancer stick* right now” “Let me check my myspace* before the show.”
In order to gain large amounts of scene points you must make fun of anyone that does fit into the scene kids image of perfect. One must also openly make remarks on how lame scene kids are, this makes a scene kid look so ultimately cool in front of his or her fellow scenesters.
Next, one must proceed to take copious amounts of pictures of oneself from really awkward angles and upload them all over the internet. If you do not yet have a myspace account, you better get on that. Don’t forget to make yourself look as scene as possible before commencing picture taking. Also, for extra scene points, take pictures that include:
a. Covering your mouth and making an “Uh-Oh” face.
b. Making the peace sign with your fingers and smiling really big to make yourself look asian.
c. Hold the camera directly above your head so nobody can see your face, only your neat scene hair.
d. Get Photoshop*and use effects on your pictures to render yourself even more indistinguishable.

5. Last, and pretty much the least important aspect of being scene today: music. If one does not know any cool scene music it would be best to just fill in as many random band names as possible on their myspace. The more band names you have on there, the more it looks like you’re the real thing and not a wannabe scene kid. A scene music list should include names such as: Norma Jean, The Bled, Blood Brothers, Hollywood Undead, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, or anything else that sounds really badass and hardcore. .

*Snakebites: two rings in your lower lip.
*Septum: space between your nostrils.
*Bridge: flesh between your eyes, on the bridge of your nose.
*Anti-eyebrow: surface piercing on upper cheek, under the eye.
*Cancer stick: cigarette
*Myspace: online community forums and profiles: myspace.com
*Photoshop: computer program that you can alter pictures with.

And because it’s trendy to be lame, one can include people such as: Hillary Duff, 50 cent, Z-trip, Beastie Boys, Fall Out Boy, and of course Aqua.

Although music isn’t important in the scene these days, a scenester is fully expected to attend shows. Whether they know the bands or not, or even like the music, that doesn’t matter. You must attend scene shows to be considered scene. If throwing down is not your thing one can tap his or her foot to the beat or play an air guitar to appear as thought they‘ve known this band forever. But, for ultimate scene points, fight your way to the stage and throw down like it’s nobodies business. Don’t forget to bring some cash to purchase sweet band tees, buttons, and stickers. Also, between bands, work on that smoking habit, it’s plus 2000 scene points to be holding a cigarette amongst your peers.

Now that you have the most effective rules on becoming scene it is time to put your look and skills to the test. Now get out there, and pretend like you know what you’re talking about. Be extremely mean to people you don’t know. Spend all your money on cigarettes and metal for your face. Have fun getting kicked and punched in the throw down, and good luck with that cancer. Don’t forget, you’re scene now, untouchable, quick to the tongue, and extremely good looking. You’re better than everyone, don’t forget that, especially when you’re being called emo from across the street. And if you take one thing away with you from this lesson, let it be that music has nothing to do with being scene, it’s all about the look. If you look the part, your scene credit will skyrocket. Now go out and have fun looking like a complete

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Dude seriously, are you a homosexual? You've got to be if you just posted that. Wow, I would never waste my time reading something stupid like that. You seriously must be gay.

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