World's Hardest Riddle

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

 

Water!


thats hard

 

umm Madussa? lol

 

42 is the answer to all.

 

i dunno like a bleach type substance?

 

collagen?

 

WAT IS IT!

 

the sun?

 

sulphuric acid?
Ammonia?
Hydrogen gas?

You have to squeeze him to pop him...dunno what it is...

 

its obviously chuck norris

no the answer is YOU

Polar bear's hair is actully translucent. So it's just your thought that makes polar bears white.

Sad thougths can make you cry.

Your body signals when it's time to pee, but you have to decide to go to bathroom.

A girl's thought that her hair's unkempt can make her comb her hair.

Celebrities with little thoughts can look stupid.

A normal person with singular thoughts can become and look like celebrities.

Your wanting your pancakes brown will make them brown.

It's men's thought that created bubbly champagne.

If you repress a thought, it might disappear or pop in the figurative sense.

An antipathy can make you go ballistic or pop in the figurative sense.

or pressure

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.

or the sun

the sun creates light which reflects white off the polar bear

if you stare at the sun your eyes will get teary

it makes guys hot, so they have to drink which ultimately makes them need to pee

makes girls hair firzzy from the heat and humidity so they need to comb it

makes celebs look dumb cuz celebs are always dumb, and the sunlight allows us to see them be dumb

people get tan from the sun, and tan is the celeb look

if you leave a pancake out all day in the sun it will get brown

the heat from the sun will make champagne bubble if its hot enough

if you squeeze the sun (if u big enough) it will pop

if you stare at the sun way too long or get to close to the sun, you will pop in a sence.

 

Right then, so whats the question?

 

Albuquerque!

 

i dont get it

 

I was thinking "beauty".

Anyone else think this might be it?

 

beauty makes guys pee?