Never Ending Story

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  1. Apr 25, 2006 at 1:20 PM #1
    NightShadowXI

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    One day, I woke up and I saw ...
     
  2. Apr 25, 2006 at 1:30 PM #2
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    ...a cat taking a piss in the bushes.
     
  3. Apr 25, 2006 at 1:33 PM #3
    NightShadowXI

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    It was a black cat, and when I looked on my pc, it was friday the 13 th. So ...
     
  4. Apr 25, 2006 at 1:37 PM #4
    .ArctiC.

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    i had to go to the hospital for my vasectomy appointment.
     
  5. Apr 25, 2006 at 2:05 PM #5
    madmav

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    The End.
     
  6. Apr 25, 2006 at 2:09 PM #6
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    c'mon don't ruin it :P


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    i had to go to the hospital for my vasectomy appointment.
    When I was walking through the door of the hospital...
     
  7. Apr 25, 2006 at 2:16 PM #7
    .ArctiC.

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    maybe he meant the end of his nuts?

    anyway, continued: I realized i needed to impregnate my mistress first.
     
  8. Apr 25, 2006 at 2:20 PM #8
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    So i rushed her into a vacant room
     
  9. Apr 25, 2006 at 2:29 PM #9
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    and had a quickie on the floor
     
  10. Apr 25, 2006 at 4:20 PM #10
    madmav

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    Then it fell off.
     
  11. Apr 25, 2006 at 4:34 PM #11
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    and I wept... atleast I didn't need a vasectopmy any more - or so I thought...
     
  12. Apr 25, 2006 at 4:45 PM #12
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    Then a fairy came in and aimed a wand at the whole where my penis was and said...
     
  13. Apr 25, 2006 at 10:10 PM #13
    .ArctiC.

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    you can have a vagina instead
     
  14. Apr 25, 2006 at 10:13 PM #14
    HeaVyFire

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    Then i started 2 feel very strang.
     
  15. Apr 25, 2006 at 10:22 PM #15
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    And *poof*, all the sperm that was in me already, made me pregnant with a...
     
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