today, im going to talk about rules of lazyinity, or for those who dont speak awesomeage(yes, its a language), laziness. For many people, lazy comes naturally, i am one of those people. there are many factors in being lazy, just like lazyinity is one of the many factors for awesomality. some of the factors for lazyinity include: procrastination(last minuting), weaselness, appearance, mind wanderatous and idiocy. ill go through them in order. procrastination is one of the most important factors for it involves not doing work, homework in particular, and just like now, its caused sometimes by mind wanderatous(ill talk about this later, though its self explanitory if ur awesome) and boredom. take now for example. i was doing my homework and was hit with some mind wanderitous and decided, "hey wait, homeworks boring, they make you write boring things (which most of the time i manage to get around anyway) lets not do homework" and bam, my wanderitous had progressed into procrastination. weaselness, now this is slightly less important, but much difficulter to accomplish. ill give you a simple example that has happened to me many times. as i leave the dinner table, one of my parents will ask me to get them a tooth pick, i say yes, walk into the hallway and never look back and never get them a tooth pick. a simple factor in that weaseling situation was the tv. being mezmorized by its entertainingness, they didnt even remember that they wanted a tooth pick. a slight variation of this would be if my parent wanted me to help clean up the table after dinner. in this situation, i would just run out the door, its that simple for me. others it may be harder. i would suggest saying that you "need to go the washroom first" or something else that wouldnt take long then, just walk away, with a simple distraction they'll forget they asked you. Next on the list is appearence, now this one has an optional range. if you dress in a way that makes people think you dont care about your appearence, they'll think that you dont care about helping them and not bother u at all. the range i mentioned before means that you can dress from complete slob (never change you clothes and wear stained jeans) to slight fool (wear clean dark jeans with a t shirt that has a funny saying or brand). an appearence can be alot easy to pull off for guys especially ones with mops(hair like mine or worse) cuz guys were born slobs. an easy to get feature to add effect, is a dark area beneath your eyes, it adds to the face by saying, shut the f*** up, im tired. Next point. Mind wanderitous. thats the cool way to say that ur minds wandering. its easy for wanderitous to strike and it can lead to potentially funner things. especially for me. a lot of the time when i have to practice piano, i get some wanderitous and start wondering wat it would be like to walk on the ceiling. and u'd have to jump up the stairs and all that jazz. mind wanderitous happens alot at school and the extreme cases of mind wanderitous are called "A.D.D" or Awesomeness Dependency Disorder and as fun as u'd think it would be to have Add, ud be wrong. its even funner, no one even bothers asking u stuf or talking to you at all sometimes. u have no responsibilities. Next point. idiocy. the best way to repel others. my favourite way to do such is, whenever someones talking to me and i dont wanna listen just start making funny noises, my personal favourite is BHOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo (like an a). there are other ways like just interupting someone to say a certain word is funny "Tehe, u know wats a funny word? Doowadnum" which is a very funny word. another personal favourite of mine is to stop the person, then be like "look at me" and use ur index and middle fingers to draw imaginary lines between your eyes. then when u know theyre looking at you, say "your boring" and walk away. other possible replacments would be "you suk" or "never talk to me again". the most fun way to ignore someone, is to just shout out something as if someone was talking to you like "Wats that mr. imaginary? ur trapped in a well? IM COMING" and just walk away, perhaps to your desk or a corner and just stand there, but make sure ur in sight of the person u walked away from, for this gives the best results. PS: i was too lazy to check my spelling, and punctuation, so enjoy....
You were also too lazy to put a space between at least every ten lines lol. I didn't read it. But I do speak awesomeage.
