Pick Up Lines

Hey

These are my pick up lines, you cant loose with these.

Me: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Me: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

Excellent hey..

 

If i were to re-arrange the ABC's, i would put U and I together...

 

moved off topic

 

I lost my phone number can I have yours?
whats cookin' good lookin'

 

pick up lines are lame

 

i just walk up to em and they say yes :|

 

Mine would be:

"Spread your legs bitch!"

 

hey baby, what's up


^best line ever^

 

I lost my tedy bear, can u sleep with me?

or

your a bad girl go to my room

 

Is your father an alien, cause your out of this world!

 

you: did it hurt?
she: did what hurt?
you: You falling from the sky...

 

lol those are pretty good...

 

Have Hurt My Lip.
Will You Kiss It Better?
--
your legs must be tired
y?
coz u bin runnin through my mind all day

 

lets ----

her: okay

 

me: SECKS!!!! NOW!!!!
Girl: ....
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: AIIIIIEEEE!
Me: bitch.