dane cook is a silly bitch (as he says himself when talking about the car alarms... "that dane cook is a silly bitch")
What?!? *Then steps back and blends back in with the rest of the crowd* "I've always wanted to uppercut a Punkass, preferably onto a table with a cake or a bowl of punch on it and it would break, and this would take place at a party, dance, gala event."
i love that ----ing guy. but to all you guys who dont know.... Mitch Hedberg is funnier by far. And all you dumbasses on here, dont flame me until youve heard him.