The Official Yo Momma Joke Thread

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  1. Apr 9, 2006 at 3:38 PM #31
    EBK

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    this is an ORIGINAL

    Yo mama so fat when she wipes her chin, she cleans her belly at the same time


    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  2. Apr 10, 2006 at 1:41 PM #32
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    Your mom is like a lilipop she gets licked up and down
    Your mom is like a bus every one gets a ride
    Your mom is like a switch any one can turn her on

    Your mom is so fat when she left the beahc they said the coast is clear.
     
  3. Apr 12, 2006 at 4:01 PM #33
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    Nice joke XD B)
     
  4. Apr 12, 2006 at 7:22 PM #34
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    yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
     
  5. Apr 12, 2006 at 7:25 PM #35
    Dead Squirllz

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    Yo mama is so fat her favorite finger nail polish is Rocky Road.
     
  6. Apr 12, 2006 at 7:36 PM #36
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    yo mom so poor that she steals free samples

    yo mom so poor that when she goes to kfc she has to lick other peoples fingers

    yo mom so old she had jesus in her yearbook

    yo mom so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
     
  7. Apr 12, 2006 at 11:11 PM #37
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    Yo mama is so stupid that she thought O and 0 is the same.
     
  8. Apr 12, 2006 at 11:15 PM #38
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    youre momma is so bald i can c what shes thinkin
     
  9. Apr 12, 2006 at 11:36 PM #39
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    My stupid mom! just called your MOM STUPID!!
    Your moma so FAT! our planet is going DOWN!
     
  10. Apr 13, 2006 at 12:09 AM #40
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    Yo mamas so poor, someone broke into her car, and left her a cdplayer.
     
  11. Apr 13, 2006 at 12:12 AM #41
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    yo mama so fat when she went to kfc and ordered a bucket of chicken then the cashier asked "what size" she said the one on the roof

    yo mama so short she tried to sucicide jump off the curb

    yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

    yo mama so fat when she went bungee juming she went straight to hell

    yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

    yo mama so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus

    yyea thats bout all i remeber
     
  12. Apr 13, 2006 at 1:13 AM #42
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    yo momma so fat that she make the fattest person in the universe seem anorexic
     
  13. Apr 13, 2006 at 8:48 AM #43
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    Yo mommas so stupid she got pregnant and wanted a paternity test to see if it was hers!
     
  14. Apr 13, 2006 at 8:54 AM #44
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    Yo mommas so poopy so she went to the toilet for a poop and i didnt see her since 1873 year :P
     
  15. Apr 14, 2006 at 3:34 AM #45
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    I laughed...just because it was stupid
     
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