a girl walks into confession and says "forgive me father for i have sinned" the priest says "my dear child why have you sinned" the girl says "i called a man a son of a bitch" the priest asks "why" the girl says "because he touched my hand", the priest says "like this?" (touches her hand) the girl then says"then he kissed me" the priest says"like this?" (kisses her) the girl then said "then he took my clothes off" the priest says "like this?"(takes her clothes off) the girl then says"then he had sex with me" the priest says"like this?" (begins to have sex with her) the girl, lost in words says" ...bu...but father... he had AIDS" the priest then screams "SON OF A BITCH!"
