German Kid Freaks Out

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  1. .ArctiC.

    .ArctiC. Well-Known Member

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    dont know if i can post this one. just delete if cant

    http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2679426?htv=12

    Some German kid totally freaks out and screams at his computer when it crashes during a game.

    apparently, the translation is

    What? Do that faster. Now. Come on go faster
    I want to play Unreal Tournament. Start!
    Start the d**n game. Start. The. Game. You son of a w***e. ______.
    I won’t say it again. Start.
    Out of the way. (Knocks CDs, etc. Off of desk.)
    What is that? O my God, what happened?
    I want Unreal, I want to play. Aaaaa
    Quick start. Now it’s beginning. (5x)
    Play. You wa***r (wichser). Play!
    Unreal Tournament. Play!
    It’s loading. It’s loading. _______I thought it was loading.
    If it loads, you always have to wait for such a long time.
    I don’t want to wait. I want to play right this instance.
    Think positive, just think positive. Positive.
    Its going to start soon. Yes. It’s starting.. (insane laughter)
    It’s starting. (shrill insane laughter)
    It’s starting, ahh you son of a w***e. Take that, eat that.
    I have killed him. Woohoo.
    Come on, come on, eat that, eat my _____ s**t.
    You son of a w***e, I will kill you. Aaaah
    I lost. I lost. Uaaa, uaaa. But I am pushing (the key) faster.
    The escape key is missing. The escape key, where is it?
    Well then I’ll take this one. So. I don’t need help and support.
    I don’t need help. I don’t need help. (laughter)
    Yes, ha, the h key as enter key. So I’m going to take you out from the high ground.
    Go off! It’s not working. Never mind, I’m going to take you out. I’m going to take you out.
    Eat that you son of a w***e. I’m going to take you out. Yes.
    I killed him. Yes. Im going to kill you all. Yes. Eat that you son of a w***e. I will ___ ___ take you out.
    I will take you out. I will simply take you out. I will bust you. I will bust you with the Assault Rifle.
    Which son of a w***e is shooting at me? (2x)
    Nooo. (completely incoherent screaming til the end)
     
  2. Warptera

    Warptera Well-Known Member

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    Haha, that video never gets old!
     
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    lmao, I always wondered what he was trying to do on the computer.
     
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    wauw thanks for translation.
    But i have a serious feeling that it is fake though. It's just a scene.
     
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    I love when the buttons fly out and he tries to put them back in, rofl.
     
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    he should see more of the outside world, I believe :S
    take a long walk in a forest, get some fresh air.

    quite the freak :|
     
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    Yeha, it's hilarious. I seen it on Vh1 already though.
     
  8. .ArctiC.

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    at first i thought it was staged, but then, i wouldnt spend my energy like that. imagine how tired you'd feel
     
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    I love that vid :P
    nr knew what he wanted to play though
     
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    Allready watched it so many times, but yeah, it is staged, he has movies in wich he advertises his own things at the end :P
     
  11. .ArctiC.

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    he does? well, not in this version. still, that took a lot of energy
     
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    He must go through like 30 keyboards a day.
     
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    Damn man , he's tripping .

    Dr!ver.
     

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