The Official Yo Momma Joke Thread

oh ----.. nvm then.. rufio = schle?

 

yessir

 

tight..

 

You should tell yo mama to change her lipstick because my d!ck's starting to look like a rainbow.

 

Yo momma is so stupid she failed a blood test

 

k well tell ur mom to shave her mustache, it tickles my balls.

 

yo momma so stupid she went to a clippers game and tryed to get a hair cut

 

yo momma gets ----ed up the ass so much she can tell the flavor of a popcicle by sitting on it.

 

Yo mamma's so fat, when God said let there be light she had to move out of the way.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.

Gotta love threads like this.

 

Your mom is so poor, when i dropped a crumb on the ground she stood up and said: "CLAP YO HANDS, STOMP DEM FEET, DA PO' PEOPLE HAVE FOOD TO EAT"

Corny, but funny.

 

Yo mamma so small she has to hold up a banner saying "dont spit, cant swim!"

 

Corny, yes.

Funny, no.

 

i hope this is original..

YOO YOOY Y YOYOYOOYOYOOY O YOYYOYOYOOYOYOOYYOYOYOOYOYOYOYOYYYOYOYYOYYOOY YOO!!!! yo MOMMMAA!!! shes so fat she took a bath and she over flowed the HOUSE OHHOOHOHOHHHOHOH!OH!OH!OH!O!HO!H!OH!OH!O!HO!HO!HO!H!OH!OH!OH!O!OH!OH!OH!O!HO!HO!HH!OH!O!HO!HO!HO!HO!H!OH!OH!O!H!O! thats right.. yeah that was stupid :|

 

yo mama so fat her picture weighs 50 pounds!

 

yo momma so poor, when someone dropped a ciggarrette on da floor she said 'CALP YO HANDS STOMP YO FEET PRAISE DA LORD WE GOT HEAT'