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class="subtitle"> <div style="float: left;"> <img src='style_images/images/to_post_off.gif' alt='post' border='0' style='padding-bottom:2px' /> Apr 4 2006, 09:13 PM </div> <div align="right"> Post #17 </div></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="1%" valign="top" class="post1"> <a name="entry2336655"></a> <a href='http://www.gamerenders.com/forum/index.php?showuser=48207'>yamiyugij0</a> <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/yamiyugij0/shadowyami.gif' border='0' width='150' height='150' alt='' /> Forum God <img src='style_images/images/pip.gif' border='0' alt='*' /><img src='style_images/images/pip.gif' border='0' alt='*' /><img src='style_images/images/pip.gif' border='0' alt='*' /><img src='style_images/images/pip.gif' border='0' alt='*' /><img src='style_images/images/pip.gif' border='0' alt='*' /><img src='style_images/images/pip.gif' border='0' alt='*' /><img src='style_images/images/pip.gif' border='0' alt='*' /><img src='style_images/images/pip.gif' border='0' alt='*' /><img 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