<h1>can You Speak The Html?</h1>

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  1. Wuzie

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    its not hard to read lol but i dont know how to do it :P
     
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    <emo>offence</emo>
     
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    i use to do html when i was younger but i got tired of it and moved on to graphics
     
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  7. UV Street

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    Yes.

    This is only a preview :eek:

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    <div class="postcolor">its not hard to read lol but i dont know how to do it :P


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    Kami, you are the smartest one here.. -rep for not being a interweb noob :D
     
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    ok i knew that as well
     
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