Making A Condom

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  1. Dream30.

    Dream30. Well-Known Member

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    sounds like someones got a widdle wing-ding.

    Anywho... to solve your problem, use a candy bar wrapper. I saw it on tv once.... someone ate a Mars bar, then put it on. ahahahahaha, tvs great.
     
  2. Danny122

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    lol na trust i just thought of it or if u have a large ne go for a large glove an di havent tried it eitha glove
     
  3. Concept X

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    well u c the trick is to use salt & vinger cos it dusnt sting ;) and yeh neway most tyms i dnt use em jst aks ur girl to go on pill/injection/implant etc if she wants n jobs a good'n but if not ur school/college or the clinic will giv u them for free, last time i got a load of lube n put it all over the handles on a bus lmao
     
  4. 1337 Pwn4g3

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    Yea, try google.

    Also, the ladies probably wont like that you are using a homemade condom. Cuz thats pretty damn weird.

    And another thing, cut off your d*ck and hot glue a dildo to yourself.
     
  5. Papermache

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    thats not good for her menstrual cycle... since contreception AND morning-after pills both contain the exact same drug, and the morning after contains double or triple the normal daily contrecption pill's dosage.... so if everytime you have sex, she takes both, she is not going to be fertile too long. Too much can also immunize you and the effects wont work anymore. Or your body could become dependant on it. You should ask a pharmacist about these things boy...
     
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    <3
     
  7. sleepykid927

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    thats not funny at all but yah use a plastic bag with a rubberband at the end
     
  8. mandela

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    I always wanted to taste a condom.. any takers? [jk]
     
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    Just wrap plastic wrap around it.
     
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    Get some plastic wrap and wrap the mother trucker up, rubber band to hold it togehther
     
  11. SantaMayCry

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    lol you guys are crazy :P

    1. She doesn't have an STD

    2. Wouldnt like the sperm slip through the teensy wincy holes in the bag?
     
  12. ReWrite

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    just get a bj, no birth problems when it goes down the top ;)

    LoL
     
  13. &#923;treyu

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    Jesus, just pull out early for christs sake.
     
  14. Danny122

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    lol ruber band make sure not to tight or wil vut ur dick cerculation off x(
     

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