Making A Condom

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  1. madmav

    madmav Well-Known Member

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    All I can say to this is "Are you serious" :|

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    OOH SHEET I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!
    vasectomy and castration!
    FEEL WHAT YOUR DOGS FEEL WHEN THEY DO IT!
    NO BABIES ~GUARANTEED~

    CAPS LOCK FTW.
     
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    exactly what I was going to say. Dont use rubber/plastic without lube ffs. Fricton burns suck.

    Anywho... health clinic is a good idea, ofc you dont get the good ones like added heat sensations or ribbed for added sensation, etc. lol
     
  3. Greasy Pete

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    just dont use one. duh.
     
  4. UV Street

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    Melt a plastic bag on your genitals.. one size fits all... well.. you anyways

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    Also adding, this is a great way to remove those unwanted pubic hairs.
     
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    Lawls, you do know you can ask your doc and they give free condoms right?
     
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    condoms r ---- make it feel lyk ur ----in a tube...but anyway just got a...erm salt n vinger packet of crips n use dat ;)
     
  7. UV Street

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    Uh.. how exactly do you know this? :|

    At Concept X..

    :eek:
     
  8. madmav

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    Make sure the bag is empty first!
     
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    When I was at school guys would just say that you can get free condoms at your docs..
     
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    THIS is STUPID LoL!
     
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    lol you guys!

    Just go to a bloody clinic!!
     
  12. Danny122

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    get a small stechy ruber glove and cut one of teh fingers of u have avery of sizes and enjoy.. not like ive done it :s
     
  13. mC² flexik

    mC² flexik Well-Known Member

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    This sounds retarded lol. Use...a rubber glove? xD
     
  14. Still.HerexEDGE

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    Just go steal some. And did you start this because you really wanna know how to have safe sex for free? Cuz you probably wont get any anyway. :P
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    i agree lol i will just get silly ideas like my glove idea why dont u just look on google might work
     

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