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  1. c6x Essn

    c6x Essn Well-Known Member

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    This one raunchy homosexual waste of time. It was amusing, not funny, The story line was horrible, and never really developed into anything good, i couldve wrote the story as a 3rd grader, and probably did do something similar in my day. The characters are very much static and you dont care for them... at all.

    Basically the story develops with people dying one by one in the game, by some bitchy ass witch who kills people with giant scissors. If you die in the game you die for real, (or else thats what is supposed to happen), but one of the characters seem to live with no explanation. I also still have a ----load of question that went un-answered. Such as:

    Who made the game? (was an old 14th century witch, also a pro programmer and 3d character modelor/ designer/animator?)

    Who distributed the game? etc the ---- list goes on. That pretty much wraps it up

    Pros : Amusing, "IGNANT" people yelling "OH BITCH YOU GON' DIE", Being able to call each one of them a noobie.
    Cons : Everying, Frankie Muniz(sp?) just commited career suicide.
    Re Watch Value = High, i just wanna learn the answers to my questions.

    Final Score 1/5 Stars
     
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    I agree. This movie was horrible.
     
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    it had som okay scares
     
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    I was looking forward to this movie during the time it was still rating pending, but as soon as it came out as a PG-13 i knew this movie was just gonna be horrible.

    I looked at a few trailors and they sucked, I read reviews... they all sucked. Yet for some reason I decided to watch the movie, and despite my expectations that the movie was going to suck, it didnt seem to amaze me with how much it truly did in the end... i mean... seriously, why not hire a bunch of gaming nerds from 7th and 8th grade to create a story? It would have made more sense.

    But, I got my moneys worth, my girlfriend and i just as we left the theatre the movie, "inside man" started up and we watched that instead of leaving AND after that, right on our way out the movie "the hills have eyes" was playing, so we saw it again. Personally didnt like the hills have eyes, but i liked the gore/ideas in it, so it was fun to watch.

    BTW Inside Man is a ----ing great movie :D
     
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    I thought it was a nice one, but it really sucks O_O
     
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    it was bad? i thought it was gonna be ok, or even good
     
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    sucked
     
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    the usual thriller/horror crap nowadays. so hard to find good ones
     
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    Oh man come I was going to see this to today oh it sucks.Oh hmm.
     
  10. Warptera

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    I have to agree that this movie was terrible. Did they ever explain how Frankie Munez came back at the end?

    Hehe, I can imagine the witch-lady hunched over a desk typing the computer program into the long hours of the night.
     
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    i liked it
     
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    it blow big time
     
  13. Hereticasurasex

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    I agree.
    However; after the movie me and my mates
    went to the local games shop and asked if we could hire it.
    Needless to say the owner kicked us out. =[​
     
  14. ReWrite

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    I figured as much, for the simple fact that a movie about a game that kills you is pretty gay...i never had an interest in seeing this...but i might watch it in 3 years when it comes out on cable :P
     
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    This movie reminded me of Jumanji :eek:
     

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