THE TEST 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? 4. A woman gives a beggar $.50. The woman is the beggar's sister but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? 6. How many outs are in an inning? 7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? 8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain: 9. Divide 30 by a half and add 10. What is the answer? 10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a Southern exposure. A bear walks by...what color is the bear? 11. If you have three apples and you take away two, how many do you have left? 12. I have two coins totaling $0.55; one is not a nickel. What are the coins? 13. If you walked into a room having only one match, and the room had an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning heater, which would you light first? 14. How far can a dog run into the woods? 15. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last? 16. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left? 17. How many animals of both sexes did Moses take on to the ark? 18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10". What does he weigh? 19. How many $ .02 stamps are in a dozen? 20. What was the president's name in 1950? 21. A man rides into town on Thursday. He stays in town for three days and leaves on Thursday. How is this possible? 22. If an egg and a half cost a cent and a half, how much do a dozen eggs cost? 23. A plane crashes on the border of Arkansas and Tennessee. Where would the survivors be buried? 24. If you have some apples and I have some apples, and I said to you, "You give me one of your apples and I will have twice as many as you"...and you answered, "No, I don't like that, you give me one of your apples and that way we will both have the same." How many apples do we have? ------ Scoring: 20+ CORRECT: ABNORMAL 19 CORRECT: GENIUS 16 CORRECT: ABOVE NORMAL 14 CORRECT: NORMAL 12 CORRECT: SUB NORMAL 10 CORRECT: IDIOT 8 CORRECT: NINCOMPOOP 6 CORRECT: MORON The above is only true if you have never taken this test before. ------ Answers. 1. Yes (every country does!) 2. One a year 3. All of them-12 4. The beggar is the woman's sister 5. You don't bury living people 6. 6 (3 for each team) 7. No; a widow means he's dead! 8. They are playing other people 9. 70 10. White (Polar bear) 11. 3 12. A half dollar and a nickel (one of them is not a nickel!) 13. The match 14. Half way; then he's walking out 15. one hour (one now, second in 30 minutes, and third on the hour) 16. 9 17. None; Noah was on the ark 18. Meat 19. 12 (a dozen is a dozen!) 20. George Bush, same as it is today. 21. His horse is named Thursday. 22. 12ยข (one penny per egg) 23. You don't bury survivors anywhere. (We hope!) 24. I have 7 and you have 5. OR When ur done, post ur score up greetz.
i got all 24 correct this time (ive seen it before), the first time I took it i got a 17 tho. I have always known that these internet tests rely more on wisdom than intellegence, so I try to pay as much attention to the actual question and not infer one bit, that is normally the answer. Also you cant read into questions, you have to take them at face value. Nice quiz tho gave me something to do at 4:15 am my time lol
Yeah these tests are stupid... How many outs are in an inning?? WTF! Too American... these kinda things need to be universal
I got 23... I too forgot the inning one! looked at the answer and thought how stupid was I. i've seen most of those before!
I missed 24 and 9 so I got 22. I saw some of these as well that's why I always looked at the questions like trick questions because I knew they were lol I hate math so that's why I screwed those 2 up lol
