Scientific Ways 2 Catch A Lion

Even If You Didn't Study Physics In College , Just Read Thru. After All Catching A Lion Does Require Some Effort.

Six Scientific Ways To Catch A Lion:

1. Newton's Method:
Let The Lion Catch You. For Every Action There Is Equal And Opposite Reaction. It Implies You Caught The Lion.

2. Einstein Method:
Run In The Direction Opposite To That Of The Lion. Due To Higher Relative Velocity, The Lion Will Also Run Faster And Will Get Tired Soon. Now You Can Trap It Easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At Any Given Moment, There Is A Positive Probability That Lion To Be In The Cage. So Set The Trap, Sit Down And Wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
Place A Spherical Cage In The Forest And Enter It. Perform An Inverse Transformation With Respect To Lion. Lion Is In And We Are Out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
Construct A Semi-Permeable Membrane Which Allows Everything To Pass It Except Lions. Then Sweep The Entire Forest With It.

6. Integration Differential Method:
Integrate The Forest Over The Entire Area. The Lion Is Some Where In The Result. So Differentiate The Result Partially W.R.T Lion To Trace Out The Lion.
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Got Frustrated ?
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Ok Now Lets Kill The Lion...
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Govinda Method:
Continuously Dance Before The Lion For 5 Or 6 Days.

Inzamam-ul-Haque Method:
Ask The Lion To Bowl At U. U Bat For 200 Balls And Score 1 Run. Lion Dies After A Spurt Of Continuous Madness.

Pervaiz Mushrraf Method:
Save The Lion From Danger And Feed Him With Vegetables Continuously.

George Bush Method:
Link The Lion With Osama Bin Laden And Shoot Him.
Hey NA !!

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Ab Bhi Lion Nahi Mara To Gayi Bhains Pani Main . U Cant Do Anything.

 

wtf?

 

Erm, ok, i didnt quite get that, but if i EVER come across a lion, i now know what to do

 

And let it maul me to death? No thanks.

 

its sarcasm... its funny or at least i think so...

 

I actually laughed with this one...

Some very funny ways to catch a lion :lol:

 

Yes that is what his law said but what he really ment was for every force there is an equal and opposite force. Like if you push a rock with 100n of force, it's pushes back the same amount.

 

I prefer to run till my legs hurt and hope that the lion eats someone else... Oh and if the lion has an indigestion I can trow rocks till his dead :lol:

 

ROFLMFAO. Have a Physics exam tomorrow. Just refreshed my memory!

.Red

 

Hahaha GUYS!!! Dont u get it!! Its a funny post not a serious one!! lol

:lol:

 

Hmmmm thats useful.. <_<

 

.Red's Method:

Steps:
1.Take shotgun out off bag.

2.Load with shells.

3.Point at lion.

4.BOOM

 

This is Gr not baby school , it takes members a lil bit longer to figure these things out.

 

use the so-called "mata leon", portugese for "Lion Killer" move...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=339152709852812352

 

Lol mad mav

Nice one :lol: @ ^