OFMGLOL! man, if thats true and not just BS...oh shit, some of those replies made my stomach hurt from all the laughing, which eventually turned into crying...good find, HTID696!!!
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HE must have been really close to take that card out of the case, on the table, then jack off to it and shiz his stuff all ove rthe card!!!!!!!! lOLOLOLOL
Well, as we all know, "nerds" do not get much sexual pleasure. So they must find other resources to relieve there sexual desires on. In this case, this "nerd" was putting together a computer, whilst in the process, he became very horny. Without the computer put together, he was unable to find some good internet pornography. So, he had to find something. He looked at the video card, saw its nice look, its wonderful "just came out of the box" scent and its nice shiny look. Now, we all know that when a man reaches the very highest point of his sexual desire, he must relieve himself. So, this "nerd" lost it, if you will, and ejaculated all over his brand new video card, thus causing it to become faulty and not work. Awel...