ok so this pregnate girl and her husband go to the doctors a week before she has the baby. the doctor tells them about an amazing new invention that transfers some of the pain of birth to the father of the child. the husband wanting to be responsible agrees to sign up for it. a week goes by and they arive at the hospitol, they talk with the doctor and he turns on the machine and sets the husband up for 10% of the pain(thinking he would die with the full 100% at once). a few minutes go by while the girl is in the process of labor pains/delivery the doctor checks on the husband, hes all cool and relaxed, not even noticing pain, so the doctor adjusts it so the father gets 20% of the pain. a few mins go past and hes still all relaxed, so once again the pain is upped, to 50%. 20 min later right before she has the baby the husband is still relaxed, so the doctor gives the father 100% of the pain. then the girl delivers a healthy baby boy. on the way home the husband is pondering why he didnt feel any pain. when the husband and girl get home, the mail man is dead on the porch remember, the pain went to the father of the child...
