http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm "A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal." "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. and they lived happily ever after. rofl
Its common sense, if he was caught jerking off using some kind of device, he would obviously be forced to marry it aswell. DOH!