Cum on the Elevator Floor A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator. As they walk in they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor of the elevator. The brunette bends down for a closer look, and states, very matter-of-factly, "It looks like cum." The redhead stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her nose, and proclaims, "Yes, and it smells like cum." The blonde stoops down yet closer, puts the tip of her finger into the puddle, touches it to her tongue and exclaims, "Well, its nobody from our building."
lol das a ok joke A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and suck your boobs dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
the girls go up to a miror, a blonde, a brunette and a red-head, and are told if they say something that is true while looking at it their wish wouls come true, though if they lied they would die a horible, painful death. the red-head go up and says "I think I like diamonds" and sudenly she she gets a call on her cell and is told that she had just inherited millions of dollars. the brunette goes up and says "I think I ould like a new car" and a fararei pull up and she find the keys in her pocket the blonde goes up and says "I think..." and she then dies a horrible, painful death.
From eBaumsworld: A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.” “Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.” Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?” “That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. “My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend. “Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.” The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?” “I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now. “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?” “And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.” “Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?” “Because you got an F in sex.”
i dont have jokes but i have some weird chinese saying. i wish i had jokes WONGDING CHINESE RESTURANT! MAY I TAKE YER ORDA! EHROWL 5 DOLLAS PLUS TAX! theres more to it but some have sex and some have racit stuff in it. dont wanna post that stuff
