because then the kids will see what Dirty things there Family do when they goto toilet for about an hour and dont come out
Lol, this is great. "Q: How will a ban on masturbation be enforced? A: Strictly! Among other tactics, President Bush plans to: * Place random masturbation-checkpoint roadblocks in America's cities, at which motorists will be stopped and their cars searched for signs of masturbation by police with finger-sniffing dogs. * Add the phrase "Masturbation-Free" to the Pledge of Allegiance and require everyone to recite this and other loyalty oaths when buying food or receiving health care. * Create wide masturbation-free zones around schools. As harsh as the punishment for masturbation will be, we'll double it if the offense occurs within four miles of a school. * Make anti-masturbation research a priority. The thousands of scientists and engineers currently wasting their time on trivial matters like cancer and AIDS should be permanently diverted to developing an effective anti-masturbation strategy and a space-based missile defense shield. * Create a National Secret Police Force to investigate incidents of masturbation, terrorism, flag-burning and hippie drum circles. "
Thats........interesting to say th least......... And who says(kill)rock and roll(your) is evil(parents)?
