This is my friend's blog entry...i just randomly discovered it :blink: "Constipation On January 31. 2006, I was constipated again. What's wrong with me, constipation right after diarrhea. This ain't my first time in the past 2 weeks but it's my first time recording it. See this is how it happened, I was studying my Chem because i have exam tomorrow. Then suddenly I felt this jolt in my rear end. I dashed straight to the washroom took off my pants and sat on the toilet. Then this is where things went wrong. I don't feel the urge to shyt anymore and but this weight at the bottom of my ass is still there. Now I can't concentrate studying or even walk around normally. I tried my best to let it out but it just wouldn't come out. This has happened before so I got experience. I put my pants back on and started to jump around in the washroom. Two minutes later, I sat down once again and went on with the struggle. I felt something move this time but every strong push I unleash only resulted in minor movements. I spent half an hour and the shyt finally came to the end of the passage. I'm not a person who hardly ever sweats but this time my face was drenched with sweat. I told myself to look forward and don't loose hope and push it out. But to my disappointment, it doesn't come out. It's like if there was something that's blocking the way, like a door or something. I tried two or three times again and it still won't budge. Ahh the horrible feeling of **** stuck halfway between out and in. I tried again and again and again, it still won't come out. I was so frustrated that I started banging everything that's around me and started yelling really loud for some nonesense (hope my neighbors didn't hear it). Just when I was about to loose hope, I ate a banana (went into the kitchen and got some). It did wonders, I could once again push it little by little now. It's like I see the light at the end of the dark tunnel. It finally came out and my ass was bleeding like hell. But all is good because my legs weren't shaking anymore and I don't feel paranoid anymore. All thanks to that banana. If anyone got any better ways of solving this crap tell me. "
Thats hardly anything in comparison to the ' I ----ed Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard' blog If you know who Ann Coulter is, you'll get the joke xD
