New List Of Virus

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  1. lllAE86lll

    lllAE86lll GR Since 2005

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    The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction

    The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen

    The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory

    The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

    The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

    The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

    The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

    The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

    The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

    The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

    The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

    The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows
     
  2. adrianna

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    Lol that kinda funny.
     
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    LOL! Was this really necessary?
     
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    kinna not funny <_< sorry
     
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    Not funny? The Tyson one was xD
     
  6. Pheep

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    Some where funny
     
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    lol isnt that supposed to be one bite? :D
     
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    Lol pretty good one lol.
     
  9. JFIZZL3

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    lmfao! hahaha nice viruses :)
     
  10. lllAE86lll

    lllAE86lll GR Since 2005

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    Comming out soon though >.<
     
  11. JFIZZL3

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    whered u get this from? :)
     
  12. lllAE86lll

    lllAE86lll GR Since 2005

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    H@x0rZ Site xD !! J/k i aint advertising at the moment :P
     
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    :rofl: Haha, thats hilarious dude, bring us some more! :wub:

    ^_^
     
  14. lllAE86lll

    lllAE86lll GR Since 2005

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    Well there is no more fun joke for virus >.<
     
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    Haha, some of those are really funny :lol:
     

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