LMAO!!! Assault with a dairy weapon!!!!! This may be retarded, but not necessarily false. A friend almost got arrested in a train station for assaulting a police officer. He was eating a hotdog, and he went to toss his napkin in the trash, when the wind shifted, and blew the mustard-covered napkin into a transit cop's face. The cop was pissed, but his fellow officers were too busy laughing at him to give his charges much merit.
lmao in canada the cop would be like... "give me the squeze cheese!" give it to teh cop he will eat it all and be like thanks. then walk into a bar
Can someone answer something for me................I have driven down South to visit friends eight times, and in South Carolina alone, I have been pulled over about fifteen times!!! What is it about New York license plates that makes cops think I either have weapons or marijuana in my trunk?!?! <_<