Chuck Norris Facts!

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  1. Dec 22, 2005 at 6:25 PM #31
    rzn

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    These are the funniest things ever. The people who are taking it serious/dont understand Chuck Norris, then don't bother posting cause it's a waste of yours and our time.

    Same with the guy who made the Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris comment. Yes Bruce Lee would ruin Chuck Norris in reality, but you can't explain these jokes to people who don't understand Chuck.

    These are absolute classics. There's one like this about Mr. T as well that's hilarious.

    There's e-mails going everywhere with these jokes I love them.
     
  2. Dec 22, 2005 at 6:42 PM #32
    REGAMER-X

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    Brilliant, that was some interesting err facts.. I laughed at a lot of them.
     
  3. Dec 22, 2005 at 6:51 PM #33
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    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris



    thats the only good one
     
  4. Dec 22, 2005 at 7:04 PM #34
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    heck yes
     
  5. Dec 22, 2005 at 7:05 PM #35
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    Good question...............................
     
  6. Dec 23, 2005 at 1:17 AM #36
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    i agree.... they are all stupid, even if they are "jokes"
     
  7. Dec 23, 2005 at 1:29 AM #37
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    Wow.. just wow. I knew Chuck Norris was a badass, but after reading this I can see why so many people love him. Amazing list haha. I love how his tears can cure cancer yet he never cries.
     
  8. Dec 23, 2005 at 2:19 AM #38
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    Yeah, Bruce Lee did win chuck norris in a duel. Can't remember which movie was it I watched though, its one of my childhood videos anyway.
     
  9. Dec 23, 2005 at 2:28 AM #39
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    Someone seems to be a bit obsessed with Chuck Norris.
     
  10. Dec 23, 2005 at 3:31 AM #40
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    OMG OMFG OMG me and my mate just read these and they are freakin hilarious, CHUCK NORRIS INVENTED WATER!!! lmmfao
     
  11. Dec 23, 2005 at 3:45 AM #41
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    he never blinked? wow his balls must be dry
     
  12. Dec 23, 2005 at 1:50 PM #42
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    Chuck norris is the king :D he will outlast us all :D
     
  13. Dec 23, 2005 at 7:36 PM #43
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    LMFAO THATS FUXING GREAT THIS IS THE BEST


    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
     
  14. Dec 28, 2005 at 11:09 AM #44
    Fr0sty

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    UPDATE! New on the first page an image to illustrate on of the facts :D

    *BUMP*
     
  15. Jan 6, 2006 at 4:05 PM #45
    Fr0sty

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    Updated the thread with many more facts enjoy! *bumbp*
     
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