Vin Diesel

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  1. Classified

    Classified Well-Known Member

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    not sure if u guys have seen some of these but here they are ...



    Vin Diesel can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

    Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

    If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

    There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. @#%$ you, team.

    When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

    Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULL****!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

    Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

    Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

    Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.

    Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

    When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

    Vin Diesel invented cancer because he was tired of killing off people one by one.

    Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

    When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

    If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

    You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

    When Vin Diesel runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

    Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow.

    It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

    In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

    Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

    On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

    Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's @#%$.

    Vin Diesel can take one oxygen molecule and split it into 6 hydrogen atoms, 5 oxygen atoms, and a beer.

    Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Vin Diesel. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for ------s!" at the Acrtic researchers.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.

    Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the @#%$ down.

    Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
     
  2. beatsta

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    I was looking for this a few days ago, thnkas
     
  3. xFireBladex

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    Rofl, some of those are funny.
     
  4. Master

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    Vin Diesels real name isnt Vin Diesel. Hows that?
     
  5. xerzion

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    "Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink"
    Rofl? haha the waldo one was also a tad random O_O
     
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    LiMiTz Well-Known Member

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    LOL pretty funny man nice find.
     
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    Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

    If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
    lol nice. :rofl:
     
  8. SniperStud

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    lol some of those were pretty good
     
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    ha! those made me laugh! thanks for sharing!
     
  10. Ice92888

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    Some of them were really pretty good.
     
  11. Greasy Pete

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    ahah nice., i liked the long waldo one. i laughed.
     
  12. Th3 PHaNToM

    Th3 PHaNToM Well-Known Member

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    Wow, some of those were funny, and others were just ridiculous
     
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    LMFAO.... Thanks bro ;)....
     
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    You made my day , dude .
    Thanks :rofl:
     
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    i like how vin diesel can divide by zero.
     

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