Let's Stay Healthy...

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  1. System-M3

    System-M3 Well-Known Member

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    well dunno how old it iz but itz been sittin in ma email so i decided too share it...i find it pretty funny haha


    How To Avoid The Flu
    Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
    Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
    Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
    Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of
    the elevator, etc.
    Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of
    antibacterial stuff around.
    Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
    Get plenty of rest.
    Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

    OR

    Take the doctor's office approach.
    Think about it...
    When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
    Clean your arm with alcohol..
    Why?
    Because alcohol kills germs.

    So.......

    I walk to the liquor store. (exercise )
    I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
    Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
    Drink outdoors on the bar patio.. (fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh.. (eliminate
    stress) Then pass out. (rest)

    The way I see it...

    If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!!

    My grandfather always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the
    ass!"

    Live Well
    Laugh Often
     
  2. AndrewR.

    AndrewR. Well-Known Member

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    Haha, great. Might be considered as spam but it sure made me laugh.
     
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    lol that was awesome... i love it
     
  4. System-M3

    System-M3 Well-Known Member

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    noone likez 2 laugh or somethin?
     
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    Loving that joke... gave me a good laugh to brighten up my day.
     
  6. System-M3

    System-M3 Well-Known Member

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    lol yee....i should try it when im older haha
     
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    hahaha, no wonder i never get the flu :P
     

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