Stole from my employer (off the clock, so it wasn't embezzlement, thank God). I was caught, along with my co-conspirator, and went through some probation, but that's all over with, and was nearly 2 years ago.
i was walking with my friends home after school and you know those things that tell you how fast your going? they are usally on the side or the road? well me and my friends ran by one and were seeing how fast we were going and this one kid had the bright idea to piss and see how fast it went.... lol... so the cops pulled all of us over about 5-6 kids and were sent to the police station... kinda ghey cause 5 of the kids didnt do anything and we got tickets for public indesicy... i cant spell im sorry
lol, go peter! Thats funny. [/b][/quote] lol my parents thought i was funny too... put then i got grounded and had to pay for the ticket and buy my parents something nice... wtf kinda punishmant is that???? like 4 mph
threw rocks at a stationary mailtruck. was pretty retarded, no one was hurt. (I don't really do bad things)
flooded the toilets at school when i was a kid. About £3000 of damage. Got suspended for a week. also got arested for calling a policeman a wanker. He locked me up for 8 hours. Then sent me home.
lol here in california if you say "I THINK your a wanker" he cant lock you up but if you say "Your a wnaker" then he can. its weird.
lmao... biggest trouble i got in was throwing an axe can at my mom.... and my moms gay so she called the cops... and i was already out of the house... so then i had to go to court for assault (which is also very queer) and then they wanted to send me away but my parents then wanted to keep me so they had to hire a lawyer which wasted them alot of money and i got barely anything for christmas second biggest is prolyl when i was 10 i went to a shed down the street from my house... and there was a big (brand new) house that some asian people had just built and they were about a week from moving into it... anywyas i went in the shed (and im a pyromaniac) and there was a cardboard box full of old newspapers.... so i lit it on fire... and then it got really big so i kicked and stomped (most of it) out.... anyways there was still ashes, embers, and sparks.... but i left anyways..... and then about ten mintues later im in my upstairs games room and i hear a siren.... so i look out the window and sure enough the shed is on fire...... (and unluckily enough for me the wind was blowing towards the brand new house)... so about 10 minutes after that then house was on fire... not all of it.... but some of it..... so about 1 hour later when the firemen finally got the fire out half the house was gone along with the shed..... now comes the worst part... which i dont know how i got away with so long.... i tell my parents i saw two guys go in their earlier..... and they take me to police cheif and i tell him my story...... [[ My story: I was playing power rangers (lol) with some kid down the street (Peter) and we saw two guys go into the shed and then ten minutes later it was on fire....so police kept coming by for next 4 weeks asking me to describe them while they put up sketches... and asking me questions.... and then finalyl after about a month they go and question Peter about this... and of course he has no clue whatsoever who i was... lol.... so the police show up at my house at 12am and question me again... i still stick to my story... then mom takes me upstairs and questions me... i break down crying....the police find out... and then my parents go into a year long trial... because of course im getting sued... we ended up having to pay no money so thats good.... lol and third... isnt very bad.... me and my friends skipped school like everyday in grade 9 and went to the elementary school and through rocks from the top of a staircase that overlooked the school (about 200 feet up) ..... and they would hit the school and almost hit kids... we hit a teacher once that was coming up to catch us..... then one day about 3 weeks after we had started doing this.... we were sittign up the path from the school and talking... and some girl comes past us and says "what did you guys do?" and we were like "what?" and she says "therse a bunch of police men and cars down there?" ... so we of course book it and hide under someones porch for 15 mins... then i say that we didnt have very good hiding place and we could go run to the forest about 2 blocks away... and of course right when we get out from under porch a car shows up down the street... and we start running... but it catches up... policeman says we fit description of 4 kids throwing rocks... and he takes us back to our highschool... we get suspended (HOORAY) and only have to write sorry letters to the school Hope you enjoyed my stories (they are 100% true btw)
Beat the living daylights out of the biggest bully in school for vebally abusing my mother. Hospitalised him for 6 months. I got half a day suspension and a free night ten pin bowling from my dad. I was 14 at the time. Done nothing else bad.
i got really really drunk (im 15) then i passed out at a park then i my freidns dragged me home to my friends house ( dunno why not mine ) and then there parents found me passed out on there lawn then phoned my parents and they came and got me and i puked all over the car. so all i had to do was to clean up the car. ^_^ lawl i barely got in trouble
