Santa's Travel Around The Globe

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  1. Dark_Ryder

    Dark_Ryder Well-Known Member

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    My Physics teacher read this off to us and I found it pretty funny. Thought I would share with you guys.

    First off all dont read this if you told Santa what you wanted for X-Mas. :blink:

    :eek:
     
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    You ruined my christmas :(
     
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    ßłέέđ Well-Known Member

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    you stupid B**** I believed in santa. :angry: no your not a B**** i dont like or belive in that fat A** ho that slides down the chimney.(I dont even have one)
     
  4. MzGreatness

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    uhm..

    Santa Died A Longg Tyme Ago.

    He was hit by A Airplane.

    Everybody knows that.
     
  5. Dark_Ryder

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    Well acording to the article if Santa hit a plane, the plane would of blown up on impact. :ph34r:
     
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    You .... grrrrrrrrrr


    but santa is death hehe :ph34r:
     
  7. CommandoSGT

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    No, No, No! You guys got it alllllll wrong. I killed santa awhile ago. How you ask? I killed him when I was at the age of 5.. I made him my cookies, but I accidently put rat poisoning in it and it killed him... He tried to wash it down with milk....
     
  8. JaK3rIUS

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    Hey, that's funny. Does anyone think i should put laxatives in my cookies this year. I know santa's NOT real, but if my mum and dad ate them...
     
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    hahaha, you are twisted. GO FOR IT!!! lol and than tell us the results ;)
    Dark, that is an awsome post :D
     
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    omg LMFAO

    but then they would jsut like tkae away ur presents
     
  11. Dark_Ryder

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    rofl funny, but yet so evil. I like it
     
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    dang that r some major scientific facts dude.
     
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    last year, i put a beer instead of milk...
    then i put a junk food instead of cookies...

    and santa drunk it ALL!
    i bet he likes it... :D ( FAT ASS :angry: )
     
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    same. every year i used to stay up late with milk and cookies. :(
     
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    I believed in Santa...
     

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