My Physics teacher read this off to us and I found it pretty funny. Thought I would share with you guys. First off all dont read this if you told Santa what you wanted for X-Mas. :blink:
you stupid B**** I believed in santa. no your not a B**** i dont like or belive in that fat A** ho that slides down the chimney.(I dont even have one)
No, No, No! You guys got it alllllll wrong. I killed santa awhile ago. How you ask? I killed him when I was at the age of 5.. I made him my cookies, but I accidently put rat poisoning in it and it killed him... He tried to wash it down with milk....
Hey, that's funny. Does anyone think i should put laxatives in my cookies this year. I know santa's NOT real, but if my mum and dad ate them...
last year, i put a beer instead of milk... then i put a junk food instead of cookies... and santa drunk it ALL! i bet he likes it... ( FAT ASS )