I once was knocking on the bathroom door for one minute and nobody was answering but the lights were on and I heard a hairdryer so I finally tryed the doorknob and it was unlocked and nobody was in there it was just a heater.
Umm one time there was this guy in my house and i pulled out a doubled barrled shotty and shot and he dodged it and said Hello Mr. Anderson I'm Agent Smith and i was like oh shiat!!
