Let's Learn English! President Bush And Condoleeza

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  1. CyberForce

    CyberForce Well-Known Member

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    (Música. Beep.)

    Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
    George B. : - Good, send her in.
    Secretary: - Yessir.

    (Hangs up. Condi enters.)

    Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
    George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
    Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
    George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
    Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
    George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
    Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
    George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
    Condoleeza : - Yes.
    George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
    Condoleeza : - Hu.
    George B. : - The guy in China.
    Condoleeza : - Hu.
    George B. : - The new leader of China.
    Condoleeza : - Hu.
    George B. : - The Chinaman!
    Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
    George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
    Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
    George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
    Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
    George B. : - That's who's name?
    Condoleeza : - Yes.

    (Pause.)

    George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
    George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
    Condoleeza : - That's correct.
    George B. : - Then who is in China?
    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
    George B. : - Yassir is in China?
    Condoleeza : - No, sir.
    George B. : - Then who is?
    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
    George B. : - Yassir?
    Condoleeza : - No, sir.

    (Pause. Crumples paper)

    George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
    Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
    George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
    Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
    George B. : - No.
    Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
    George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
    George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
    Condoleeza : - Kofi?
    George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
    Condoleeza : - And call who?
    George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
    George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
    George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Condoleeza : - Kofi.
    George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
    George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

    (Door slam. Música.)


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    +rep are highly appericated! :)
     
  2. KaNiVa

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    lol thats funny, and im a republican...
    kinda reminds me of that one story "Hoo's at first?" lol...
    idk if anyone nos wat i am talking about... <_<
     
  3. CyberForce

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    Thank you for reading the whole thing.. I was actually watching who was reading.. saw you here for like 2-3 mins.. anyways I know this joke is long.. but it's worth it! :D
     
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    ----ing classic
    lol
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    Lol, that was pretty funny, I can actually picture him doing that for some reason...
     
  6. mC² vV

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    what an ownage quote :lol:
     
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    hahahah reminded me of this one thing i heard, not sure who did it but it was two guys going back and forth like that....but they were talking about baseball....
     
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    lmfao wow thats funny
     
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    meh.. kept on reading and waiting for a punchline, and it just never came
     
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    haha that was pretty great :rofl:
     
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    :rofl:

    i had this in audio..it was fu**ing hilarious. Il be sure to post the link to the audio version soon
     
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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] thats funni great find :D
     
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    im thinking about giving you a -rep
     
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    Kinda agrees..................................................
     
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    Lmao, that was great^^
     

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