A Few 'articles' I Want To Share With You

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  1. RagnaroK

    RagnaroK Senior Member

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    Ok i was looking through some of the new's today on the newspaper and i found some really hilarious and random articles i found that i decided to share with you, and i can assure you these are all real, i searched them over the internet myself!!! So enough with my babble, have a laugh!
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    Married 162 Times, Why Not 100 More?

    A Bosnian man who claims to have been married 162 times said he wants to marry at least another 100 women.

    Nedeljko Ilincic, 75, from Milosevac in Bosnia and Herzegovina, said he first got married when he was 15 and since then it has been "just one wife after another".

    He said he now plans to see if his "feat" is worthy of a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

    The former waiter has 14 children from different marriages.

    "I did it mainly because my parents wanted me to marry a woman named Joka, even though she was 20 years older than me, because her family was rich.

    "I soon divorced her though because I didn't like her and after that it was just one wife after another. I seemed to be getting either married or divorced all the time.

    "The length of the marriages was always different, sometimes I'd spend a few years with my wife, other times it would just be a week. I must hold the record though."

    And the former waiter, who is currently single, said that at 75 he had not lost his appetite for marriage.

    He said: "I'm still very popular with the ladies. At the moment there are two I could choose from, Janja and Dragica, and I've heard one of my ex-wives Petra also wants me back.

    "I may be getting on a bit, but I'm not ready to give up on love just yet. Another 100 marriages would probably calm me down."

    Damn, nothing gets past this man's pride...

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    2nd Grader Brings Pot on School Trip

    A second grader who brought 18 bags of pot (13.5 grams) to school will not face criminal charges - but his uncle will.

    The 8-year-old student at the Dunbar School found his uncle's marijuana stash, and brought it on a school field trip Friday to show friends.

    A teacher found the boy stuffing bags of weed into his pockets during the trip to Yale's Peabody Museum of Natural History.

    His uncle, 18-year-old Albert Davidson of Stamford, was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell, possession of marijuana with intent to sell within 1,500 feet of a school and risk of injury to a minor. He was released after posting a $1,000 bond.

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    Top 10 Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004

    #10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

    #9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

    #8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

    #7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

    #6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

    #5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

    #4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

    #3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

    #2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

    #1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

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    Cambodian Couple Suck Daughter's Blood

    Black magic may have driven a Cambodian couple to bite off their daughter's thumb nails and suck her blood.

    Chheng Chhorn, 46, and Srun Yoeung, 37, attacked their 12-year-old child before dawn on Thursday while she was still asleep, biting off her thumb nails and a small part of her nose to drink her blood, said Keo Norea Phy, a police official in Kampong Cham province where the incident occurred. Neighbors rushed to the couple's house and rescued the girl after hearing her screams, he said.

    After treatment at a hospital in Kampong Cham, the girl was placed in the custody of other villagers. Relatives had taken her parents to a black magic healer to chase away the evil spirit that was believed to have possessed them, the police official said.

    Preap Nhim, a local official, said the couple sold noodles in their village and had never before acted in a strange manner. He said they may have been driven by the spirit guarding the altar they kept inside their house.

    Cambodia is a Buddhist country, but many people in the countryside are deeply superstitious. Some claim the ability to communicate with the dead and cure the sick by exorcising evil spirits from their bodies.

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    Heh hope you had a fun read, if i find more ill probably post something liek this every week or something, depends on how much funny articles i can find ;) Anyway's have a good time :) Hope you enjoyed some of these random articles! ^_^
     
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    The first 3 are pretty funny, but that 4th one is just freaky O_O
     
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    hahah wow, that was the most enjoyably 10 min it took me to read all of that.. haha nice
     
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    some pretty messed up articles.. especially the last one.. good finds :P where do you live because i want that paper
     
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    These are strange. Not laugh out loud ones, but still a small laugh.
     
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    okay the fricken messed up....i would piss my pants if they did that to me
     
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    wow that one guy is a playa:P
     
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    I read the first one on an iso hunting site so it wasnt new to me but the other ones are funny/wierd. maybe hearing the president say some of those were funnier than just reading it but some of those quotes didnt seem very funny at all.... but then again some of them were pretty funny
     
  9. RagnaroK

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    I just want to know if you guys want some more :) I can probably go look for some every sunday :P
     
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    Worth a "lol" nice find mate it was a good read.
     

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