Mine is so funny. :lol: ^_^ While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.
You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later. i always thought i would die like that!!
LMAO if you put anything in that's like more than 90 something years old, it says 'Put in a real age, fool.' ^_^ Also: I tried again with a new age and got this: While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup. Atleast I won't die hungry.
i am going to die by Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.
Code: You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture. lol i die by eating sushi
