Ok, I was working out today and as I am doing this I always am thinking... I get some of my best ideas during it, like how many push-ups I am gonna do next Well, I was thinking here is the top 10 items to get that lil bro of your friend... (don't ask) 1) automatic butt whiper 9000 2) spongebob with real stab wound 3) porn (start early to build a man with LOTs of stamina ) 4) spiderman undies, hey they are always cool (chicks dig spidy!) 5) new computer (so he isn't bitching to your to use it) 6) automatic reinsertion kit (send him back to where he came from!) 7) a broken tv (he can stare at some scrambled porn - hey we have all done it) 8) tube sock (you all know so shhh) 9) jackass: the movie 10) a new family Aight so thats my list, anyone got one like this?
I feel Christmas this year is gonna be a lil more exciting My friend and I are gonna go to Kay Jewelers (local jewerly store) to buy gifts soon and shit, once I get my paycheck. I am gonna buy me a set of $10,000 diamond stud earings, and my friend is gonna get a $250 CZ necklace for his girl hahaha, shes gonna be like whats $10,000 and why is this only $250 hahahaha, its gonna be funny as hell my ear will be like hanging down almost 6 inches from the weight of 5 carats... I can feel the bling bling already
Who Knows my little friend....who knows. lol One Can only imagene where he got that from, lol. I used to have some pretty expensive earings but i lost them swimmin cuz i forgot to tkaje it off.
Other presents to get him luggage a trailer (so he can get the hell out) and a blowup doll (all the action he'll need/get)
