How do you put an Elephant in the fridge? Open the Fridge, put the elephant in, close it How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the Elephant out, put the Giraffe in, close the door. All of the Animals in the jungle went to a meeting, accept which one? The Giraffe, it's in the fridge. You need to cross a lake swarming with crocodiles with no boat, how do you cross with your body intact? Jump in, swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting. Boredom consumes me.
see it seems that if the lake was swarming with crocodiles wouldnt that mean that they werent at the meeting
Needled is right, you'd have to say something like "The crocodile's Lake", or something. Still, it was fun. ^_^
I heard these along time ago. Apparently they asked a bunch of kindergarteners and a bunch of businessmen these questions, and the kindergarteners got most of them right and the businessmen got almost none right.
