Your Funniest Joke

I need a laugh.
Post the funniest joke you know.

The best one i have is this.

 

this thread will probably get closed due to someone spamming but the funniest joke I have ever heard was racist.

 

ALmost all funny jokes are racist.
I think you should still post it.
After all, it's only a joke, and shouldn't get you in to trouble.

 

You have cola Zero down your shorts ha ha ha.

 

ALmost all funny jokes are racist.
I think you should still post it.
After all, it's only a joke, and shouldn't get you in to trouble. [/b][/quote]
Actually, he probably would get in trouble as it could offend someone, even if it is "just a joke".

 

Yep so I would not say that kind of a joke.

 

what did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Stop Picking On Me
hahahahahaha thats a good one!

 

Here's mine:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Tehee.

 

i dont think most jokes are funny... most jokes come from white people and always say something about blacks...

i have a problem with racist jokes since i am black and i dont like to be made fun of a simple skin color.

 

i forget exactly how this goes but it goes somethin like this,

a man goes into the doctor for a checkup and the doctor is oriental, and the doctor says "oh no this is bad", and the guy says "whats wrong doc whats wrong", the doctor says "youve got zachary disease", the guy says "whats zachary disease", the doctor says "its where your face looks zachary like your ass"

 

LOL i just came across this one and it's pretty funny because i'm from south africa myself

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast -
coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when
an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and
starts an unwanted conversation:
American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In
the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into
croissants and sell them to South Africa."
American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his
teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs
into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to
South Africa."
South African: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Of course we do."
South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away of course."
South African: "We don't. We put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell it to America."

 

ok well im not white and im not black but ur kind of being racist right there even tho i kinda of agree with u