Here are some tips for u, the GR Members. Don't spend your money on expensive I-pods, just think of a song, and sing it in ur head. If you want to hear some other song, think about the other song, and sing that. Rappers: Prevent saying "You know wut im saying" all the time, by being clear the first time your saying it. Dont waste mone on paperdestroyers, just crap into a garbagebin together with ur bankpapers. Affraid of getting dirty teeth of drinkin red wine all evening? just drink some white wine before you go to sleep to remove the stains. Murderers: Wanna get rid of the body? Mail it with UPS to urself, ur sure of never seeing it again. Muggers: When you are running from the police, run with ur arms in a 90 degrees corner, and rapped in a babymatras in case they let the dogs chase you. Managers: Prevent employing people with bad luck, by trowing away half of the resume's immediatly Men: When listing to ur favorite CD, turn it up as hard as you like and then put it down 3 levels, then ur wife wont have to do it. By smashing the shelves of a Pistachio nut it will look like a very small horse is coming. Blind folks: Give urself the opportunity to maybe see something by not always walking with such dark shades. Alchohol is the perfect replacement for happiness. Drivers: If the car infront of you stops working, honk like a madman and wave ur arms like crazy, this will make the car infront of you starting again and drive away. Prevent ur house getting robbed by putting everything in ur bedroom at night. Simply put it back in the morning. Deprissive persons: When ur going to do suicide as a scream for help, just scream "HELP", this will save medicins when u really want to kill urself. Bikers: Prevent high tickets for calling when ur ridin, by putting ur mobile in a large seashelve. The police will think u are listening to the sea. Shoes will last twice as long when u wear them 1 day, and dont wear them the next. Bachelors: Make it look like you have a GF by standing infront of a clothesshop with hell of a lot of bags in ur hands and sometimes looking at ur watch Boil the perfect egg by putting it in a pan, go drive for 100 kilometres and after 5 Kilometres calling ur wife that she has to get the egg out. Alchoholics: Dont worry about where to get ur next drink, just go to a bar where they have a big variaty on liquor. Macdonalds: Make ur bags green, so they will match the landscape more when they are trown out of the carwindow. Employees[Slaves]: Always take a crap at work, it will not only save water and paper. u also get payed for it. Ladys: fill a big aliminium sigarecover with angry bees, this will make a cheap vibrator Cheap persons: Save money at christmas by sending the card you got last year back saying "same to you" Plumbers: Farts in a bottle can be lightend under water and used as a torch for dark reparations. Adventures lovecouples: Put some fine powder on eachothers an*s and then fart, so you can send eachother a*s-smoke-signals Anglers: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and 'fish' for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day Bachelors Get a glimpse of married life by taping Women show, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV while wathcing mytbusters. Enjoy indoor snorkling by filling a bath with water, then removing the plug quickly putting your mouth over it and breathing through the overflow. Please Cred or Rep if my tips worked. This ends my tips.
I had the patience to read it, but I couldn't tell what some of them said because there were so many spelling errors <_< Meh, if I'm bored I'll try some ;x
Haha, great tips. I'm gonna try mailing that body out back trhough UPS. It better work. <.< >.> -Chaos-
