A little boy passes by his mommies and daddys room, looks in the keyhole and says "and this bitch has the nerve to get mad at me for sucking my thumb". LMAO!
how about this one? : Dirty johny is in class and the teacher walks in and says : all right class today we will use definitely in a sentence all right roberta I want you to start" roberta says " the sky is definitely blue: in which the teacher replies " nope sorry at night it is black. ok scott your turn" scott says " um the grass is definitely green" again the teacher says " no sorry in the fall the grass is brown so it is not definitely green". well dirty johnny raises his hand and says " Hey teach can I'll do one but I gotta axe ya a question first" teacher replies " ok go ahead" dirty jonny then says " when ever ya pass wind do ya ever get lumps in your pants?" she says "um what?" dirty jonny then says " CAUSE I DEFINITELY JUST ---- MY PANTS!!!!"