The Onetwo Carnival Spectacular

There is one game on show, including yours truly. I will have to be naked for the events to follow, and so will all who participate. Two people will step up at one time onto the platform, i will be on a 360 degrees rotator for all your sexual motions. the two people will each get half of my body seperated vertically to do whatever you want to ; here's the score sheet

Anus - 10
Mouth - 20
Eye - 30
Ear - 40
Nipples - 50
Armpitts - 60
Pinkie Toe Suckage - 70
Big Toe Suckage - 80

But be creative, there are hotspots that you can hit that will boost your score. And remember, tro to move in one smooth motion, from top to bottom, bottom to top, over and over again, poking me with your joy (for real, joy) stick aiming for the goals trying to penetrate all areas for more points, remember there are extra points for combos and smooth ejaculations into the eye. Extra points will also be given for people who happen to amputate organs/body parts ; NO LUBE! lube is for amateurs, ------ burns need to be left behind once your turn is done.

The only way to spin the 360 degrees rotator is by using the lever that can be found on the center of my body, be sure to grab is firmly and rub for smoother rotations. Be on your guard, he/she who catches the magical juices that come out of the lever in there mouth scores will be doubled.

Who will be the first two to step up?

 

Anus & Nipples FTW.

 

there we have one lucky contestant ; who will be the second to step up for this ground breaking event

 

I

 

1?

 

Things are getting dumber by the minute here.

 

There we have it, our first two lucky contestants are Zohair and Morv. Nacasus step back, you'll have to wait your turn. Unless one of the two contestants tag you in!

*straps selft to the 360 degrees device*

Now Zohair and Morv, let the games begin (eg, type out what you're doing and the scores you're getting)

 

ok my first action will be :

I penetrate your ear with severe force, pop out your eye and while your eye flies out of your eyesocket, i ejaculate my sperm so my hot fluide bounces of your eye and onto your other eye. Meanwhile, my ass will teabag your lovely armpit. And to get my babe wetter than wet, i will rub my little toe up and down his nipple.

Eye : 30 x2
Ear : 40
Nipples : 50
Armpitts : 60
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total : 210 (i think)

 

you guys are scaring the ---- out of me....

 

Zohair, proceed...

dinges you can go next with nicasus if you want? theres plenty to go around

 

what the ------ing hell is this

 

I am on a break right now and will wait for Nicasus to come in now.. Morv that is hawt and like you guys are pwning the forum

 

Oh come on people.

 

yh, come on, I'm clean

 

ok I would now turn you around and up your anus will be my penis... Penetrating deep into you making you orgasm