Neeed Slooogaaan

plz, creative people, help me make a slogan for my english class product!
edit: done

 

tha pimpinest thing to actually tell time.

lame, i know, but the last watch i saw that was supposedly "bling" was just a huge diamond, it didn't even tell time.

 

cha cha cha pimp clock

 

i think it's hilarious that you actually put a watermark on that.

 

thought of one myself: hottest ice on the market