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  1. L Dogg

    L Dogg Well-Known Member

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    Hey,

    This is not meant to be racist or offend anyone. Sorry if it does, it's just a joke. If you are offended too much from it PM me and I'll edit it off.

    Joke:

    A Jewish Butcher, in a Jewish town, sees a fellow Jew running toward the Rabbi's house. The butcher stops the man and says "Why are you running to the rabbi at this time of night?" He says, "My son just told me that he has become a Christian!" "Oh," said the butcher, "Let me tell you a secret. My son, he's a Christian too. Let's both go to the rabbi and see what we should do." So they run to the rabbi.

    On the way there the tailor stops them and says, "Why are you running to the rabbi's house at this time of night?" They say, "Our sons have become Christians!" "Oh," said the tailor, "Let me tell you a secret, my son, he's a Christian too! Let's all go to the rabbi!"

    They finally get to the rabbi's house and when he answers he says, "My sons, why have you come to me at this time of night?" They tell him that all of their sons have become Christians and the rabbi says, "Let me tell you a secret, my son, he's a Christian too! Let's go pray to God and ask him what we should do."

    They kneel and pray and wait for God to give them an answer...long pause...long pause. Finally God says, "Draw close my sons and let me tell you a secret," They all listen intently.


    God says: "My son, he's a Christian too!"
     
  2. ilikerenders

    ilikerenders Well-Known Member

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    This is funny?
     
  3. DoomedKiller

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    i sat here with a straight face that isnt funny.
     
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    Haha, that's pretty funny. You better hope the jews on here have a sense of humour!
     
  5. L Dogg

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    Yeah, I bet if you don't know any Jewish people or arn't really religious at all this won't be funny.

    Yeah, hopefully the Jews here have a sense of humor. Sorry if it offends you.
     
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    Not LOL-funny, but a good joke :)
     
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    Heh, got a chuckle outta me :)
    Nice find.
     
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    Yea, not a ROFLMAO!!! - funny, but a good chuckle and giggle
     
  9. L Dogg

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    Alright good, after the first two people I was like what? Glad the rest of you got a laugh. Yeah, it's not a ROFL LOL Hahahah Joke, just a chuckle that is kind of funny.
     
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    riiiight
     
  11. DoomedKiller

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    i am sorry but this thread is gettin alil racist."the jews" is very offensive to people who belive in the jewish religon. i am not jewish btw.
     
  12. L Dogg

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    Sorry, but what else would we call them? I believe your wrong. I have a Jewish friend who says us jews, the jews, jew, all the time. Sorry if I offended anyone.
     
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    lol thats a good joke, no its not racist.
     
  14. DoomedKiller

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    no i am just sayin but it dosent offend me it might offend others
     

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